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Monday, November 02, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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19 comments:

  1. #20 wasn't his decision. I got my wife so pissed at me once, she had me vacuuming the back yard. We lived in the desert at the time.

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    1. You weren't trying hard enough. If you were, she would help you pack.

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  2. #1. Fork? Fireman's ax.
    #5. Me.
    #9. Then; leave me alone. Now; leave me the fuck alone!
    #19. Yup.

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  3. 6454.

    Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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  4. #5 It helps if it's part of said password.

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  5. #5) JAckson4-(doo-da, doo-da That's what it sounded like when you dialed it.)5951 - party-line until Pops went to work for the DOD and they paid for it to become a private line. And every password and user-id is written down in the blue book.

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  6. #2 Boy Rosie O'Donnell has had a rough year!

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    1. Oooh, now that's brutal. (Well done...)

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  7. FL6-2424 Flanders6-2424 That was before area codes and you called the opertor to call long distance. Long distance was either Person to Person or Station to Station.

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    1. I remember when I found a new long distance service that cost 10 cents a minute, and dad who was a millionaire at the time thought that was the best thing he had ever heard. I think it was around 1986 or so.

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    2. We get 200 free long distance minutes a month, after that it's 20 cents a minute. Long distance is anything out of the county.

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  8. #5 - #5 grandparents’ phone FRanklin 4-2365

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  9. Maybe it's a state of mind the day before election, but those are the funniest yet, and that is saying something.

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  10. Number Five:

    Ivanhoe 7-2090.

    "Operator, I would like to place a long-distance call [to a town about eight miles away]."

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    1. Here, it's a long distance call anywhere out of the county and it's probably the last place in the US that doesn't have free long distance. I get 200 free long distance minutes a month, after that it's 20 cents a minute.

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  11. #20. Funny! I've washed my motorcycles in the rain. Don't judge me.

    Jeffersonian

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