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Friday, November 13, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

NOVEMBER 9--For the second time in recent weeks, a Florida Woman has been arrested for pleasuring herself in public, this time outside a Popeyes at 10 AM, according to court records. 

Vanessa Lee Jones, 38, was collared Saturday morning after a witness reported spotting her masturbating near a dumpster outside the chicken joint in St. Petersburg. Jones, seen at right, was fully nude at the time.
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10 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyNovember 13, 2020 at 4:32 AM

    She was just trying to jump-start her Itchy Pussy.

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  2. BadFrogNovember 13, 2020 at 5:08 AM

    Pass the mind-bleach.

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  3. Mike CNovember 13, 2020 at 5:15 AM

    Probably not related to Jessica Jones.. though they might be sisters..

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  4. nonncomNovember 13, 2020 at 7:25 AM

    Damn, what's in that Popeye's Chicken.....

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  5. Buzz DNovember 13, 2020 at 7:43 AM

    She was so excited about the Biden (win), she couldn't contain herself. Besides, who would want to fuck her?

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  6. AnonymousNovember 13, 2020 at 8:30 AM

    Starker here,
    What a shame, throwing away a perfectly good white girl.
    Paraphrase of "Better Off Dead".

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  7. Bear Claw Chris LappNovember 13, 2020 at 8:48 AM

    She did it Oct. 1 at a 7-11 as well. Mugshot indicates meth. She was probably a looker pre drugs.

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  8. Bright EyesNovember 13, 2020 at 8:51 AM

    Bad yeast infection? Maybe she needs to try yogurt.

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  9. DrRiffNovember 13, 2020 at 10:34 AM

    "and no indication of mental health issues" - I dispute that part of the report.
    I believe there are many indications of mental health issues.

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  10. ChaddNovember 14, 2020 at 11:08 PM

    Just a couple of blocks from where I used to live and right next to both the bus station and the YMCA. There’s a reason why we moved after the kids came along.

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