As motorists drove past them Saturday afternoon, a Florida couple engaged in a series of sex acts on the side of a road, a lewd display that landed them behind bars, police report.
According to a felony criminal complaint, “many drivers” observed Amber Gormley, 39, and Shawn McClelland, 30, as they trysted adjacent to a roadway in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
Still fighting the language battle, I am. Come on, reporter-type person. Tryst is a secret meeting. Performing various sex acts within view of the public is not secret. But, reporter-type people really don't give a damn about proper use of the language, any language. If a reporter can use a word that will make him/her/schz appear real smart, he/she/schz will use it. Did I just invent a word? I don't recall seeing "schz" before. Y'all have permission to use it.
I woulda claimed I was protesting and her pussy attacked me.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, there are many trips on I95 between Richmond and Atlanta that I fondly remember.. 😋
ReplyDeleteI am a member of several online forums where the rule is 'pictures or it didn't happen'.
ReplyDeleteUntil I see them I'll hold my judgement.
Follow the link. She's kinda cute, for a ho.
DeleteSometimes it's really difficult to ignore the itch.
ReplyDelete> One motorist said he observed McClelland performing oral sex on Gormley, as well as certain penetrative acts.
ReplyDeleteSo. He either stopped to watch or drove by multiple times. Kind of a killjoy for making a report after getting a free porn show, don't you think?
Still fighting the language battle, I am. Come on, reporter-type person. Tryst is a secret meeting. Performing various sex acts within view of the public is not secret. But, reporter-type people really don't give a damn about proper use of the language, any language. If a reporter can use a word that will make him/her/schz appear real smart, he/she/schz will use it. Did I just invent a word? I don't recall seeing "schz" before. Y'all have permission to use it.
ReplyDeleteWe call it Lar-ghetto for a reason.
ReplyDeleteHey Brenda, do you recall WWRR? Or something like that ZZZZZZZ! What was the name of that road we pulled off on? Wild something or other road.
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