According to Florida police, Michael Filipkowski swiped 24 cans of Bud Light from a Publix supermarket in Treasure Island. Filipkowski, 51, was subsequently arrested after being found in possession of 21 of the purloined cans.
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I wouldn't cook hushpuppies with bud light.
ReplyDeleteI lived in Treasure Island off and on in the 80s and 90s. There is exactly one grocery store there, the Publix where he stole the cat's piss. Treasure Island had two old school buses that basically circled the island for $1.00. Treasure Island Transit System or TITS. The smaller bus was called Little TITS and the larger bus was called, you guessed it, Big TITS.
ReplyDeleteJust down the street from the Bilmar and the Thunderbird.
DeleteRight next to the Fun Center (I dis-remember the name). In the early 80s I hung out at the old Sandsabar down on Sunset Beach & in the mid 90s at Cadillac Jack's & Ricky T's.
DeleteAt least his alias isn't "Tater Salad."
ReplyDelete"Dude has no taste whatsoever"
ReplyDeleteSez you.
- The Carling's Black Label Bandit
What ! No Heiny-kin !
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Robert Duvall...
ReplyDeleteNot America's favorite beer? The only thing that tastes worse that Bud is Iron City, a local Pittsburgh beer if they still make it as I'm not sure enough horse piss is available these days.
ReplyDeleteBud Light is like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
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