My buddy David hung a Gay Pride sticker on the back of Fernando's truck back in the mid-80s and he didn't notice it for an entire week. Now here this fucker lived in Oakdale which bills itself as The Cowboy Capitol of the World, and he couldn't understand why he couldn't drive around town without people honking their horns, flipping him off, and hollering "Faggot!" at him. It was great.
my friend aaron put a little orange dick as the valve stem cap on my car. walking up I thought someone had spit gum onto my tire. when I got closer I was pissed. damn thing wouldn't come off. I'm thinking how the hell do I cut this off without damaging the valve stem. he walks around the corner laughing his ass off. I guess you have to pull on it until it engages the threads and then you can unscrew it.
ReplyDeleteand now that I think of it the asshole got me to pull his little orange dick. I'm gonna fucking kill him.
That's fucking hilarious.
DeleteAbout 30 years ago, a friend of mine shot a coyote.
ReplyDeleteHe tied a rope to it and then tied the rope to the back bumper of another friend's pickup, and tossed the dead coyote underneath the pickup so it wouldn't be seen in the dark.
The pickup driver could not figure out why people were honking, screaming, flipping him off, and even trying to run him of the road, because they thought he had tied the family dog to his bumper, forgotten about it, and drove to work dragging it behind him.
Tim in AK
After I left a previous job my friends didn't like the new boss. His pickup truck soon sported rainbow flag and "Honk if you love tube steak" bumper stickers.
ReplyDeleteYears ago, a now deceased friend had a vinyl letter making machine. He made a bunch of " Gay and Proud of it" decals. Had a great time sticking them on friends vehicles.
ReplyDeleteWe were in a big caravan going east out of Reno and the guys driving the van he was in couldn't figure out why people were flipping them off. He just sat in the back, drinking beer and laughing to himself.
"My buddy ... hung a Gay Pride sticker on the back of Fernando's truck"
ReplyDeleteHave you ever heard of the "He needed killing" defense?
Man, that was just WRONG!
Yeah, and when he confronted us over it all we could do was laugh which pissed him off even more.
DeleteMany moons ago I took a small suitcase that had been in the L&F of a hotel where I worked for several months. Got it to my girlfriend's apartment, slipped the locks, and lo and behold it was full of sex toys. Among other interesting contents was a large strap-on dildo. My girlfriend's younger and very stuck-up sister lived a couple of doors down from us and (being the self-pitying ass she was) had been lamenting recently that she had no boyfriend. So I thought I'd leave her a present. Yep, hung it on the doorknob of her place so everyone who drove by on the way to work that AM saw it. She was not a happy camper.
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