Where bad choices make good stories
Damn Ponies! Both of my kids are well trained Dressage riders, especially my daughter. And both of them had their most spectacular falls from ponies!
Ponies are something else-had this young lady sat back and trusted her seat, instead of trying to brace with her arms, she may have stayed on.
That last one was good!
#4 - Not the first time she’s had that happen. Maybe the first time with champagne though...#6 - Gimme some titty!!!
My thought as well. I think she's had a LOT of stuff spurt in her mouth.
#4 That would be the LAST damned time she'd ride in my car after a stunt like that #8 another example why boating and alcohol are a bad combination #10 who said horses were stupid?
Accurate too. Tossed the girl right into the tub.
I must be a bad person, I really love these wimenz fails.
Duck sez "git you some!"
Duck You !
#2 if you do that more than once without figuring out you need to wrap the resistance band around your foot. you're too stupid to operate a resistance band.
She took it without a flinch, though, I'll give her credit for that.
And she didn't stop. I watched it for 15 minutes and she kept it up. Bet she's got some sore titties. (sarc)
Starker here,To paraphrase Dean Wormer,PHAT, Drunk and Stupid, is no way to go through life.
#4 I hope that wasn’t a bottle of Don Perignon !
When I was a kid we had a herd of ponies..at least 15. One was this little stud that looked just like Roy Roger's horse Trigger. I used to ride him bareback, but he had this bad habit of just backing up until you showed him who was boss. One day but did was clearing brush and Trigger was up to his old tricks, so Dad grabbed about a 2 inch thick limb and smacked him on the ass with it. First time I ever called my Dad an SOB, because he literally jumped about 2 feet straight up and I came tumblin' off.
Obviously that is a breast of duck, lol.JD
#7 Is funny as fuck
Maybe if she had that mask on top of her head it would have protected her.
A fine collection of videos demonstrating the narcissistic attitude and dumbfounding stupidity of America's young females today. I suppose it's the fruits of feminism and the resulting feminizing of our "males". I laughed, but felt sad as I did.
You know what's really sad? #6--it never even occurred to her to USE HER HANDS to push the duck away. . .This is an "empowered" woman? Sheesh! My husband and I were never able to have kids; maybe just as well. If we'd produced one of those, I'd die of shame.
My wife would've reached out and wrung its neck."Roast duck for dinner tonight, honey!"
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