Same here, but it wasn't "exact," but had the same effect. Mine started with a crack that propagated down from the flush handle to the bottom of the tank. What a mess. Luckily someone was home.
#4 - I'd be willing to bet the pillow washer runs into more than a few life troubles, and not just on Mondays. Good luck with your drain plumbing too dumbass!
Once upon a time, I lived in northern Michigan, near Prudenville. They have an ice fishing festival, known as Tip Up Town, wherein they set up shops and bars (of COURSE!) in tents out on the ice.
Every year, some chucklehead puts his vehicle front end first through the ice.
You *do* realize, your insurance will not pay the towtruck to leave the pavement to haul your ass out?
Just as they will not pay the guy to suit up, hop into the freezing water and hook you up?
And the DNR will provide you the opportunity to contribute gobs of money to the state, due to the fuel and oil that will leak into their nice lake?
#8: The settings on rings require regular maintenance. Take the ring in to be tightened every year. Would you complain about your car's warranty if you never even checked your fluid levels during the entire warranty period?
#1 Here is a tip from a landlord: Don't make a straight connection from the valve to the tank like that. Put a curve or piggy tail loop in the line to let it flex a bit.
#7. Bet that felt a little light in the front.
ReplyDeleteWe replaced our toilet this summer because it cracked exactly like #1.
ReplyDeleteSame here, but it wasn't "exact," but had the same effect. Mine started with a crack that propagated down from the flush handle to the bottom of the tank. What a mess. Luckily someone was home.
DeleteSame kind of toilet?
Delete#4 - I'd be willing to bet the pillow washer runs into more than a few life troubles, and not just on Mondays. Good luck with your drain plumbing too dumbass!
ReplyDelete#9 means free beer!
ReplyDelete#1 - get a grab handle to help getting out of the tub, you fat slob.
ReplyDelete#2. The kind of person that would leave their 2 month old in the car with 100 degree weather outside.
ReplyDeleteNumber Ten.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time, I lived in northern Michigan, near Prudenville. They have an ice fishing festival, known as Tip Up Town, wherein they set up shops and bars (of COURSE!) in tents out on the ice.
Every year, some chucklehead puts his vehicle front end first through the ice.
You *do* realize, your insurance will not pay the towtruck to leave the pavement to haul your ass out?
Just as they will not pay the guy to suit up, hop into the freezing water and hook you up?
And the DNR will provide you the opportunity to contribute gobs of money to the state, due to the fuel and oil that will leak into their nice lake?
Marroons.
#8: The settings on rings require regular maintenance. Take the ring in to be tightened every year. Would you complain about your car's warranty if you never even checked your fluid levels during the entire warranty period?
ReplyDelete#1 Here is a tip from a landlord: Don't make a straight connection from the valve to the tank like that. Put a curve or piggy tail loop in the line to let it flex a bit.
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