New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy implored state residents Monday to cooperate with coronavirus contact tracers, saying the non-compliance rate had climbed to 74%.
Uh, Governor Murphy, sir? Could this spike in infection rates have anything to do with the fact that it's frickin' WINTER? You know, what we used to call "cold and flu season"?
Simple solution; choose your weapon: Phil McCrackin, Heywood Jablowme, Ben Dover, Pat McGroyn, Mike Hunt, etc. (suggestions welcome). Phone number: (here you should have memorized the phone number to the governor's office). You're welcome.
If I ever get contacted, I already have my list made out.
ReplyDeleteHeh! Back during the onset of AIDS the liberals went totally nuts whenever contact tracing was suggested.
ReplyDeleteAw jeez, this world is entertaining.
Here's a motto to live by: The less the gov knows about you, the better.
ReplyDeleteUh, Governor Murphy, sir? Could this spike in infection rates have anything to do with the fact that it's frickin' WINTER? You know, what we used to call "cold and flu season"?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they do this publicly for mumps, flu, measles, STDs, etc? /sarc
ReplyDeleteThose tracers can eat the peanuts out of my morning turdeau.
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
FUCK MURPHY AND HIS CONTACT TRACERS!
ReplyDeleteSigned,
Everyone from NJ
Simple solution; choose your weapon: Phil McCrackin, Heywood Jablowme, Ben Dover, Pat McGroyn, Mike Hunt, etc. (suggestions welcome). Phone number: (here you should have memorized the phone number to the governor's office). You're welcome.
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