#3 - Several years ago, I was doing some late night grocery shopping. At the checkout, the cashier was chatty. He told me all about his upcoming court date for his fifth DUI. He thought it was hilarious.
Finally, I smiled, pulled back my jacket to expose my badge, and said, "See ya soon."
I'll take #7 for the win
ReplyDelete#18: This x1000. There are some gruesome vids on YT of snapping turtle feeding time.
ReplyDelete14. I think it will be called "The Fur Traders"
ReplyDelete“Escape to Beaver Creek”
Delete#3 - Several years ago, I was doing some late night grocery shopping. At the checkout, the cashier was chatty. He told me all about his upcoming court date for his fifth DUI. He thought it was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteFinally, I smiled, pulled back my jacket to expose my badge, and said, "See ya soon."
Boy's jaw dropped, and his face went white.
#7, ABSOLUTELY!
ReplyDelete#1 maybe a mistake, maybe not.
ReplyDelete#15 + 17 (as additional financial advice) for the win!
ReplyDelete14. Black Swan. Natalie and Mila
ReplyDeleteYou know the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? Nobody pays 200 dollars to have a hot Garbanzo Bean on his face.
ReplyDeleteThat was stupid... I'm sorry.
UH1H CE: thank you. Lol'd.
ReplyDeleteTDW, not so much.
I presume #1 is diabetic.
ReplyDelete#7 Great question but the answer is obvious - the cat would just play with it.
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