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Sunday, December 20, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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10 comments:

  1. Cardi B makes music for women who shoplift at yard sales.

    Cardi B makes music for women who say, “My kids are my world” while their has custody.

    Cardi B makes music for women who think collecting child support every month is “making money moves”.

    Cardi B makes music for women who wash paper plates.

    Just in case you need more ammo for FB. 😆

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  2. A hobosexual is a bum fuck.

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  3. Hobosexual is also the professional term ford a bum lay.
    -Rurik

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  4. Had seen her name before, but knew nothing else. Looked Cardi B up and Got through a minute of the first song that came up. Did a fast forward through the rest trying to find where the music started.

    There was no music. Just her complaining about the world that gave her excessive privilege.

    I wasn't encouraged to look any further.

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  5. Regarding Item 4: A hobosexual is actually a bum fuck.

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  6. #13 Always hide your toothbrush when guests are in your home, especially they're your most twisted friends.

    Nemo

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  7. #20 Wow! Finally after 65 years someone designs the part I needed when I was driving at nine years old.

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  8. The romaine lettuce you threw away made 80 to 100 people sick about a month ago, out of 50 million heads of lettuce. Most likely, all the contaminated lettuce was already consumed or thrown out because it was getting rotten. My personal guess is that the right people weren't sufficiently bribed.

    Geek

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  9. in re hobosexual: what do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

    homeless

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