COLUMBUS, OH – Anyone with more than a few days in any branch of law enforcement has those moments where you have to ask yourself, “What the heck?”
This is one of those moments.
A white male was caught on camera rollerblading naked down an eight-lane Ohio highway while wearing only a giant plush panda head, and his skates.
Columbus . Nuff said ! Capital city ran into the ground by both parties for years now . Liberal college and large "Gay" population . Lovingly referred to as " Chocolate Town" by hill folk hereabout . Remember Ole Remus ? Stay away from crowds !
The ONLY thing he did wrong is he did not pair the skates and panda head well and proper. Other than that: another great poster child for meth for breakfast, I reckon.
How does anyone know panda-head is a white male? Skin tone doesn't determine race. External genitalia do not make a person male. That could have been a female Somali; or a nonbinary Hutu; or maybe a Neptunian of the (sterile) imperial servitor class, third rank, you sexist, racist, species-ist asshole! Did you ask him/her/it/they their pronouns? Well, if you didn't ask, then You. Don't. Know.
In the less facetious section: "A spokesman for the Ohio Department of Transportation took a very serious tact on the non-serious measure"
Serious TACT? It's tack, as in the sailing maneuver, you idiot git. Layers and layers of editors my ass.
Columbus . Nuff said ! Capital city ran into the ground by both parties for years now . Liberal college and large "Gay" population . Lovingly referred to as " Chocolate Town" by hill folk hereabout . Remember Ole Remus ? Stay away from crowds !
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY thing he did wrong is he did not pair the skates and panda head well and proper. Other than that: another great poster child for meth for breakfast, I reckon.
ReplyDeleteI'd say that one has Florida man pretty much beat.
ReplyDeleteEither he was "naked" or he was "wearing...a giant plush panda head" - can't be both.
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Paintball gun!
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12 gauge double ought. It will just sting for a minute.
DeleteHow does anyone know panda-head is a white male? Skin tone doesn't determine race. External genitalia do not make a person male. That could have been a female Somali; or a nonbinary Hutu; or maybe a Neptunian of the (sterile) imperial servitor class, third rank, you sexist, racist, species-ist asshole! Did you ask him/her/it/they their pronouns? Well, if you didn't ask, then You. Don't. Know.
ReplyDeleteIn the less facetious section: "A spokesman for the Ohio Department of Transportation took a very serious tact on the non-serious measure"
Serious TACT? It's tack, as in the sailing maneuver, you idiot git. Layers and layers of editors my ass.
I'd like to think that the guy was just going for a really creative suicide attempt.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he will adjust the weak points and "get-R-done" in a later sequence with heavier traffic.
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