Yup. He may be faster than the fat-boy cop, but that taser? Not so much. If he had kept going, he may have gotten far enough away to be out of range. Not the first show-off to be undone by his own hubris.
A taser is a pretty good LESS lethal weapon IF you are going to Control the person you JUST shot with it IF both darts make a good connection? If the person you shot with does NOT start spinning at the shot and break the wires? What are you going to do when the person you shot with it gets up and comes after you. Most tasers are two shot systems and a 5 sec jolt.
My thought exactly. I'd bet that if you cleaned off the pain you would not need to split that nut. a long wrench and ahammer would break it loose after a bit of wire wheel in the stud.
Throw some ATF on there, and let it soak for a while. This also helps with badly rusted lug nuts. Northeastern snow belt tractors rust out badly due to the road mix spread out for winter driving.
No, it's not, you twit. That child is clean, trusting enough to take what its mommy or daddy gave it, and in a clean, lit, maintained house. No bruises, looks well developed and nourished.
It now knows what a lemon tastes like, nothing more or less.
Not necessarily. My grand daughter reacted that way the first time she tried a banana! Some kids LOVE lemon so you just don't know. I sure wouldn't make him eat again though.
The parents should be shot? Over a lemon? If your are that stupid, please hold my target downrange. By the way, put your name on your comments you damn cowards.
#9 would come in handy when cutting PVC pipe. I can never get a straight cut all the way through.
#5 shows that I need to stock up on 2 liter Coke products should Antifa decide to come to my neighborhood. It is certainly cheaper than buying a bunch of fire extenguishers to have on hand to extinguish any molotov cocktails thrown my direction.
If you’re doing plumbing around the house. (I.e. small amounts that you never want to revisit.) I use my power miter. Perfect 90 degree cuts. The flash wipes off with a finger.
#1 is actually quite heart-warming. I bet that warm water was infused with a tick/flea/mange type of curative that provided such relief to that cat. Probably had not felt so good since it was a kitten---I also bet getting it into that water initially was not anything pretty!
#7: I would never be a good cop. Half the time I would be thinking: “what is he wanted for? Felony assault? Oh hell, the other guy probably deserved it. Let him go.“ The other half of the time I would be thinking: “ what is he wanted for? He keyed some guys car? Kill him!”
Loved # 7
ReplyDeleteYup. He may be faster than the fat-boy cop, but that taser? Not so much. If he had kept going, he may have gotten far enough away to be out of range. Not the first show-off to be undone by his own hubris.
DeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
This is why we all need to carry Tasers
DeleteA taser is a pretty good LESS lethal weapon IF you are going to Control the person you JUST shot with it IF both darts make a good connection? If the person you shot with does NOT start spinning at the shot and break the wires? What are you going to do when the person you shot with it gets up and comes after you. Most tasers are two shot systems and a 5 sec jolt.
Delete#6 ENOUGH OF THIS SILLY SHIRT, gimme the treat
ReplyDelete#8 Cut one side, turn it 180, cut the other side, and it falls off. Twisting it over that much paint will be a real pain.
ReplyDeleteBut you still have to remove the paint to put a new nut on the stud...
DeleteJust spray a bit of Paint Stripper on it.
DeleteMy thought exactly. I'd bet that if you cleaned off the pain you would not need to split that nut. a long wrench and ahammer would break it loose after a bit of wire wheel in the stud.
DeleteOr if you didn't have dumbass employees that think paint is a substitute for general cleaning.
DeleteThat tool was great! Ya there are a lot of ways, many better to get a bad nut off but that tool was great!
DeleteThrow some ATF on there, and let it soak for a while. This also helps with badly rusted lug nuts. Northeastern snow belt tractors rust out badly due to the road mix spread out for winter driving.
DeleteAt the supper-table back in 1957 or so, my granpa Jack suggested I "...loosen the lugnuts on the tractor in case of a bad freeze...".
DeleteI caught on right about the time none of the adults could keep a straight face.
#9 - would come in real handy at nature's overgrown half-acre.
ReplyDelete# 10 - child abuse.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell would do that? The parents should be shot.
DeleteBull.....
DeleteWow, I bet you are a real peach to be around in real life. You sound about as pleasant as a cold sore.
DeleteFairplayjeepguy
No, it's not, you twit. That child is clean, trusting enough to take what its mommy or daddy gave it, and in a clean, lit, maintained house. No bruises, looks well developed and nourished.
DeleteIt now knows what a lemon tastes like, nothing more or less.
Go ruin your own children.
Fairplayjeepguy
Not necessarily. My grand daughter reacted that way the first time she tried a banana! Some kids LOVE lemon so you just don't know. I sure wouldn't make him eat again though.
DeleteThe parents should be shot? Over a lemon? If your are that stupid, please hold my target downrange. By the way, put your name on your comments you damn cowards.
DeleteI still have a photo of my daughter's first taste of solid food. She reacted that way to Pablum. The shiver, the balled up fists, the Mr. Yuck face.
DeleteThat was 35 years ago, and it's still one of my favorite photos. She's got two kids of her own now.
I bet Anonymous @ 1;27 wears a mask when alone in his or her (or its) car.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#9 would come in handy when cutting PVC pipe. I can never get a straight cut all the way through.
ReplyDelete#5 shows that I need to stock up on 2 liter Coke products should Antifa decide to come to my neighborhood. It is certainly cheaper than buying a bunch of fire extenguishers to have on hand to extinguish any molotov cocktails thrown my direction.
If you’re doing plumbing around the house. (I.e. small amounts that you never want to revisit.)
DeleteI use my power miter. Perfect 90 degree cuts. The flash wipes off with a finger.
#3: Is that one of them emotional support dogs?
ReplyDeleteNo
DeleteIt’s just a dog with a big cock!
ROFL Son.
Delete#1 is actually quite heart-warming. I bet that warm water was infused with a tick/flea/mange type of curative that provided such relief to that cat. Probably had not felt so good since it was a kitten---I also bet getting it into that water initially was not anything pretty!
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Delete#7: I would never be a good cop. Half the time I would be thinking: “what is he wanted for? Felony assault? Oh hell, the other guy probably deserved it. Let him go.“ The other half of the time I would be thinking: “ what is he wanted for? He keyed some guys car? Kill him!”
ReplyDelete#4-It sucks to be a bull calf at a dairy farm.
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