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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

When you're young and horny...

A lovesick Scottish man who bought a jet-ski so he could evade lockdown measures to visit his girlfriend in the Isle of Man has been jailed for breaching coronavirus restrictions, reports said. 

Dale McLaughlan from Ayrshire in southern Scotland met his girlfriend while working as a roofer on the island in the Irish Sea in September, the BBC reported Tuesday. 
-Bruce

4 comments:

  1. Girl should be flattered that he made the effort.
    But would she want those Darwin Award genes in her children?
    Those are seriously dangerous waters and cold. Survival time, minutes.

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  2. Ah, youth. We need a pic of this gal to know if she was worth the ride.

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    1. https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/12/20/13/37005268-9072613-Jessica_Radcliffe_30_the_girlfriend_of_a_lovesick_Romeo_who_got_-a-9_1608472285099.jpg

      I would say yes.

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  3. Getting arrested by is your own damn fault for not overthrowing the crown.

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