She is either 15 trying to pass for 21 OR 49 and trying to pass for 21. You won't know for sure until you take her to a 'do-it-yourslef' car wash. After about $4.50 in quarters enough make up will have come off to let you know if you need to call the police to report a run-away minor or animal control to report a house full of abandoned cats.
Bad Girl! Go to my room!
ReplyDeleteEww...ahh, no thanks!
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ReplyDeleteNot even on a bet! That has "TROUBLE" written all over it.....
ReplyDeleteShe must be Indian with those high cheekbones. Right, Elizabeth Warren?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. That's my Sunday school teacher, Ms. Goodlick. Her knees are calloused from praying so much.
ReplyDelete3 different shades of skin tone. Looks like she didn't make it to the legs with the fake tan.
ReplyDeleteThat there is a cougar on the hunt. Careful fellas, don't expect any mercy.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Looks like fun, but dangerous. Don't thing my wife would approve. Glad yer back Ken.
ReplyDeleteRun over her every 10000 mile and you've lubed yer Volkswagen.
ReplyDeleteTake a hard pass on that one.
ReplyDeleteYep scary
ReplyDeleteBoys, that fence gate is your only exit, other than suicide.
ReplyDeleteAnn Thracts
Looks like a seventy year old German hooker.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised there isn't something hanging down from that skirt......
ReplyDeleteCan't tell if that's a "duckface" or she's a meth-head missing her teeth.
ReplyDeleteBy any chance, is this the Psycho Chick from the story immediately above this picture? That's what I thought when I scrolled down.....
ReplyDeleteShe is either 15 trying to pass for 21 OR 49 and trying to pass for 21. You won't know for sure until you take her to a 'do-it-yourslef' car wash. After about $4.50 in quarters enough make up will have come off to let you know if you need to call the police to report a run-away minor or animal control to report a house full of abandoned cats.
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