Ever see tussock moths rappelling down from a douglas fir? Once the morning warms up there will be hundreds of them. Weird little suckers-earlier in the morning they all climb up the bark of the tree then rappel down-I think it is to catch any breeze and float over to the next tree. They eat the tree's needles like crazy and in about 3 days the tree is a goner.
Slugs in Hawaii can carry Rat Lung disease. I kill everyone I see. I see tourists, mainly kids, playing with the shells. Sometimes you tell parents and you get a thanks other times they get pissed. They crawl through rat shit, that's how they get it.
. . . And when two of them start going at it hanging from that snot string each uses a penis damn near as long as they are. True hermaphrodites — each can get pregnant. Ew!
Ever see tussock moths rappelling down from a douglas fir? Once the morning warms up there will be hundreds of them. Weird little suckers-earlier in the morning they all climb up the bark of the tree then rappel down-I think it is to catch any breeze and float over to the next tree. They eat the tree's needles like crazy and in about 3 days the tree is a goner.
ReplyDeleteUsed to have a yard full of those fucking leopard slugs. Couldn't hardly walk outside at night without popping a couple.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
I swear I saw a government official look and act just like that!!! HMMMM.
ReplyDelete"The Slug" is an awful super hero name.
ReplyDeleteIs that pelosi?....
ReplyDeleteI could give a rats ass if either of you like the way I rite. My goal certainly was not to impress you today.
DeleteSlugs in Hawaii can carry Rat Lung disease. I kill everyone I see. I see tourists, mainly kids, playing with the shells. Sometimes you tell parents and you get a thanks other times they get pissed. They crawl through rat shit, that's how they get it.
ReplyDelete"I kill everyone I see. I see tourists"
DeleteContext is everything.
"They crawl through rat shit..."
DeletePronoun referents are important, as well.
Unless *your* tourists, behave altogether differently than *our* tourists.
Ours like fudge.
And slugs probably look at us and think, "Ewww...walking upright on two pegs...GROSS!"
ReplyDeleteQuick, grab the salt shaker
ReplyDeleteWhat no Tabasco? You Heathen!
DeleteJulie? Is that you?
ReplyDeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteThat is a slug's prelude to sex.
Don't believe me look it up.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnlangone/1399980811/
Enjoy
. . . And when two of them start going at it hanging from that snot string each uses a penis damn near as long as they are. True hermaphrodites — each can get pregnant. Ew!
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