#5. Forget the ball to the head. He gets at least a 9 for stretching that far. First baseman Harmon Killebrew did a full split in an all-star game and had to be carried off in a stretcher.
#2: I'm guessing the birthday girl has been at parties with these 'friends' before. #5: Nice try, but that's painful. Karma could've at least let him get the out. #9: Union work site.
#5. Forget the ball to the head. He gets at least a 9 for stretching that far. First baseman Harmon Killebrew did a full split in an all-star game and had to be carried off in a stretcher.
ReplyDeleteTore his hamstring. Harmon told me that it sounded like a rifle shot "crack" and hurt like he had been shot. True story.
Delete#2: I'm guessing the birthday girl has been at parties with these 'friends' before.
ReplyDelete#5: Nice try, but that's painful. Karma could've at least let him get the out.
#9: Union work site.
#9. If it were union they'd be facing opposite each other and pawing onto each others heads. Either that or leaning on a shovel doing exactly nothing.
Delete#3 works until someone puts scalpel blades on the rotors or removes the guards.
ReplyDelete#6 ... what men do when they are bored...
-arc
#6, sorry don’t get it
ReplyDeleteShooting an firecracker with a slingshot at a wasp's nest.
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