#1 Fucked around and found out do not fuck with a billy goat, #2 the whale done broke the shark, #3 those cats had it all planned out, #4 if you are going to throw a rope practice on a staionary target FIRST That hereford calf drilled him good #7 always check the glue on your dental implanrts before going on TV. #9 another fucked around and found out if she tries it with a larger mixer she will be know as stubby.
#3 After delivering Sunday papers on my brother's route on bicycles, we were zooming down the hill back home for another load. A dog jumped out and was nipping at my heels. My attention diverted, I didn't notice I was slightly drifting towards the cars parked at the curb. My brother calls out, I look up just in time. I came within millimeters of my handle bar contacting the side of a car. My bike had those wide handlebars and if I had even scrapped a car, the handle bar would have turned inward to punch me in the gut something fierce.
I had a paper route as a kid with a dog that would chase me when it wasn't tied as I road back downhill after delivering papers up to the top. I finally fixed the little bastard one day. I whacked it over the head with my change bag that had about $5.00 worth of pennies, nickles and dimes in it. Dog slide about 10 feet on its belly and didn't get back up for a while. It never chased me again.
I can't remember who did it, but someone did a photo analysis of all the 'victims' of Israeli violence over a three year period. And, amazingly, a complete family of identical siblings (like 47 or more of the goat-fuckers) all got 'waxed' by Der Evil Juden..
#9 "Intelligence is beautiful" and sometimes experience is painful.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that a human mouth could open that wide.
DeleteOh yea!
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With an IQ like that, that mouth is all she has to work with.
DeleteStupid should hurt.
DeleteDarwin award nominee of the day.
Delete#1 & #4, both of those had to hurt, I'm betting #4 got knocked out too
ReplyDelete#2: Whale > shark
ReplyDelete#4: Calf ain't havin' that shit.
#9 - That must be someone else's shirt then, I guess.
ReplyDeleteA lot of great ones!
ReplyDelete#1 Fucked around and found out do not fuck with a billy goat, #2 the whale done broke the shark, #3 those cats had it all planned out, #4 if you are going to throw a rope practice on a staionary target FIRST That hereford calf drilled him good #7 always check the glue on your dental implanrts before going on TV. #9 another fucked around and found out if she tries it with a larger mixer she will be know as stubby.
ReplyDeleteweight limit: one person
ReplyDelete#10. It was time for the damn tree needed to come down anyway.
ReplyDeleteWonder if that goat is for sale?
ReplyDeleteVideo #1, the goat didn't go far enough, should have stomped the kid as many times as the kid whipped the goat. I hate seeing cruelty to animals.
ReplyDeleteThe little punk will think twice next time he decides to whip an animal. Lucky for him it was just a kid.
Delete#1 - "And the horse you rode in on !!"
ReplyDelete#4 - "You ain't no cowboy sodbuster !!"
That ain't no sodbuster just a gullible town kid playing cowboy.
Delete#3 After delivering Sunday papers on my brother's route on bicycles, we were zooming down the hill back home for another load. A dog jumped out and was nipping at my heels. My attention diverted, I didn't notice I was slightly drifting towards the cars parked at the curb. My brother calls out, I look up just in time. I came within millimeters of my handle bar contacting the side of a car. My bike had those wide handlebars and if I had even scrapped a car, the handle bar would have turned inward to punch me in the gut something fierce.
ReplyDelete#9 That's irony.
I had a paper route as a kid with a dog that would chase me when it wasn't tied as I road back downhill after delivering papers up to the top. I finally fixed the little bastard one day. I whacked it over the head with my change bag that had about $5.00 worth of pennies, nickles and dimes in it. Dog slide about 10 feet on its belly and didn't get back up for a while. It never chased me again.
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#10 The Goyim know
ReplyDeletePull it down !
Thinking of the blonde losing the tooth on live television will make me feel a lot less embarrassed the next time I get caught farting in public.
ReplyDelete#1. Perfect example of Palestinians (the boy) and Israel (the goat.)
ReplyDeletePalestinians (the boy) - whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap.
Israel (the goat) - "so tired of this fucking shit!" WHAM.
Palestinians (the boy) - "WAAAAAAAAH, the big bad Israel just knocked me down for no reason whatsoever, waaaaaaah."
Israel (the goat) - "What the fuck you talking about Abdul-Willis?"
#9 I'm glad she didn't have to chew her hand off to get loose.
ReplyDeleteTell me #3 wasn't a well-planned and coordinated maneuver...
ReplyDelete#1 the best payback, karma, take this you little shit, I have ever seen. Mr. Beans, I did not think about the Israel/Palestinian analogy. Good on you.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember who did it, but someone did a photo analysis of all the 'victims' of Israeli violence over a three year period. And, amazingly, a complete family of identical siblings (like 47 or more of the goat-fuckers) all got 'waxed' by Der Evil Juden..
DeleteAlternately, the palesinians could be lying...
#7 - When the fatal stages of Meth begin.
ReplyDeleteRock Paper Scissors, Whale greater than shark
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