Where bad choices make good stories
I don't understand Why knowing Hillary has a gynecologist suddenly made my life so much better. I will consider that fact often. Wow! Spontaneous laughter! Been a long time..
Your job would suck worse as Hillary's gynecologist.
I think he was the doctor that died recently.
Justin, I see you're not too aware of medical terminology, so Please note: It's Spelled "Proctologist".
I just swallowed my coffee. THANK GOD! Man, that was too good.
I haven't laughed this much in a good while. Best Shit I Post ever.
Is it spelled "proctologist" because that's where Chelsea came from?
How do you think Fauci got the job?CC
#3 and #14 got me today
#18 and #19 got me...=TW=
That was a good batch,,,thanks!
re #16, I just did that not 5 fucking minutes ago. I keep a tab open on google/bing just for this so that if it turns out to be a callback for a service issue I can answer it.
4) Hate is such a strong word. More like "totally confused by" because I can never figure out what people were looking for when they decided on a Ridgeline and a friend has one. BTW that's the same generation Tacoma as mine with the same ARB front end in the middle left. I have more fun with Jeep people pointing out that they went and got Peugeot involved to help out with quality.
JEEP is an acronym meaning:Just EmptyEveryPocket
The Toyota is really reliable. in 250,000 miles I've had to change the starter and if it ever goes out again I'm selling the fucker as is. Unbelievable what is involved in changing a starter on a 4WD Toyota.
Funny that. I had two XJs, a '94 and a '98. The '94 had a bad rear main seal within 5000 miles. It and the clutch were replaced under warranty and that was the last bit of non-maintenance trouble I had with either one in over 250,000 miles. Sold them both with over 100K each and both with the factory clutch.
#13 for graduates of Common Core math curriculum
Notalwaysright.com had a story about someone buying paving slabs marked up as being five for $10. When the cashier rang them up they came up at $1.38 each. The customer insisted on getting them for the price on the sign and accused the cashier of trying to rip him off. They have lots of stories about innumeracy there.
#13 ~~ 15 means 3 hands, that's 15 ya know 2 hands and 5 fingers
#17 is just amazing! Having used said device on multiple occasions I can attest to the lack of a personal touch with the M18, may it live forever! P.S. The bandoleers make great shower/shave kit holders and can contain a great number of mags for a tight spot.
Me to Range Control: One of the claymores didn’t go off.Old Retired 1SG at Range Control: Just put another claymore behind it. Either you’ll set it off or blow it so far into the impact area that it’s no longer an issue.He was right.
#6 Why White girl trying to impress negroe? He probably illegal anyway.
#14- Just remember what Jesus' first miracle was ...
I moderate my comments due to spam and trolls. No need to post the same comment multiple times if yours doesn't show right away..