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Monday, January 25, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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    1. Shit, the one that caught my eye was masterbating. Fer fucks sake people, if you're gonna make a meme, use a fucking spellcheck. How hard is it, no pun intended.

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    2. That's MY welcome!!!

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    3. * masturbating, snuffy. * fuck's * no pun intended?

      You said something about a "spell check"?

      Just remember the apostrophe for every word that end's in the letter "s".

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    4. "Your" is correct in that sentence.

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    5. At least they spelled 'you're' correctly and did not use 'your' which has a completely different meaning and would be incorrect to use here.

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  2. Together 45 years(married 42), #20 is a real thing...and other things, you get a lot in 45 years...drifts off lost...in thought! Lost in thought!...where was I...

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  3. #1. He may be full of hot air, but he won't make up for the lack of heating oil.

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    1. It is beneficial to convert Democrats and Commies into heating fuel.

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  4. #11 Why wouldn't you always carry a knife, it doesn't matter if it's a date or not. Remember the words of General James "MadDog" Mattis: "Always carry a knife with you. Just in case there's cheesecake, or you need to stab someone in the throat."

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    1. "Remember the words of General James "MadDog" Mattis: "Always carry a knife with you. Just in case there's cheesecake, or you need to stab someone in the throat.""

      And remember his other words, too: "Fuck America, fuck the American people, now please excuse me while I blow everyone in China."

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    2. "MadDog" has proven himself a cunt.

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  5. Knowing how Kenny hates bad punctuation I'm surprised he doesn't photoshop apostrophes in 😊

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  6. #6 Sounds like a good name for a Jimmy Buffett song. Wait...it IS the name of a Jimmy Buffett song, substitute "the" for "your".

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  7. 20) Is bullshit! No one ever spells 'you're' correctly in memes. I call Shenanigans!

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  8. there's nothing wrong with honking at those who are clogging up traffic, not going when the light is green, especially in crowded cities like LA. Most of them have their heads down looking at their phones. it's one thing if cars are still blowing through their red light, but one should be ready to go as soon as they can..

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    1. This inattention shit sure don't cut it with me 20 cars back in the turn lane. Let's fucking GO!

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  9. I think #2 is backassward. Unless it is someone's vision then carry on.
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