Where bad choices make good stories
#9 I love that dog.
In #10, I'd call that "ear-lastic"!
Elastic alright. Just imagine what she can do with her 2 sets of lips.
They got 7/11 in China?
Sex education - birth control failure - graphical demonstration.
#1. Beats synchronized swimming. Could use some officiating. Like, "Number 7, illegal application of paddle upside Number 4's head, 15 seconds added to time."
#2 "Medic!"#7 FTW#5 runner up=TW=
#10 And her ears turn into pistol grips
#4 Mommy issues??
#5 - the Fluffy Squad lives (comidienne Gabriel Iglesias reference)#6 - Bet exhaust fumes weren't the only thing left on the track ...#7 - Yeah - I got MOVES bitchez !!
#1 Been there done that. What a blast!Barnifferus
#2 I can't imagine that trap being worth a shit. However, that ol bag is so damn slow she couldn't catch a cold.
#2 - That's not how you catch a cat! You've got to tranquilize it with a 410 shotgun first!
Maybe you could test that out in your mouth first and let us know how it turns out for ya.MadMarlin
Why use a .410 when a 12 Ga. will do?Anyone know where I can get one of those anti-gravity felines?
#6 that is some mighty fine riding!!! grayman
#3 The machine is primed...Start throwing in the gay people.
#2 - guess that cat's out of the bag.
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