Where bad choices make good stories
No, Abdul! No!
#6 Eyeballs are a delicacy.#9 Does he get a living wage?
#9 The turtle is a Chinese kitchen food prepper, if he becomes un-happy with his employment status he becomes the next special
What a great horse in #7! My thoroughbred wouldn't let me get her anywhere near a truck or trailer...she wasn't leaving and you couldn't make her!
#7 - I didn't know that four wheel drive was an option with horses.
I had a cowboy friend that hauled his horse in the back of his half ton Chevy pickup with a tall stock rack. It was fun to see him coming down the road towards you because you'd see the horses' head and shoulders sticking up above the cab and they always looked like they really enjoyed going for a ride.
#2 Never play cards with that dude.#6 Birds is cool but never get yer eyes near that beak unless ya wanna play pirate.
#6 and the guy was grinning, maybe was happy the seagull took notice of his eyeball. Seagull are like flying monkeys. They will steal food right out of your hand or mouth and then shit on everything. That guy should of backhanded that POS gull and knocked it's eyes out.
Whoa, is that why pirates only had one eye? Polly was always hanging out on their shoulder.... hmmmmm.....
Need to add some race car sounds to #4!
I was thinking Benny Hill music.
Uh oh crazy Charlie is losing his mojo! I think pigeon punting should be in the olympics.MadMarlin
Look closely, the guy does punt one.
#3 I'm perplexed at the material, that's some crazy surface tension but it's definitely not Hg.
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