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Friday, January 29, 2021

WHO THE FUCK LET GRETA INTO THE PENTAGON??? HOW DARE YOU???

The Pentagon will now consider climate change when planning war games and will incorporate the issue into its future National Defense Strategy, according to a Wednesday announcement. 

“There is little about what the [Defense] Department does to defend the American people that is not affected by climate change. It is a national security issue, and we must treat it as such,” Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said in a statement.
-WiscoDave

9 comments:

  1. The repulsive little eco-scold now has her image on a Swedish stamp so there's
    no stopping her now.

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  2. In This administration, protecting America or actual fighting for us would interfere with really important concerns that need attention first. It is for your own good.

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  3. If we're attacked, does this mean that they'll have to take a time out when they run out of the daily fuel allotment?

    Nemo

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    1. Pity the machine gunners who will have to fill out environmental impact statements for each bullet fired during an engagement. That's going to be some serious writer's cramp.

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  4. The stupid, it burns its so powerful...
    I mean seriously, environmentalism and blowing shit up, just don't belong in the same conversation.

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  5. WTF, Climate Change? Pentagon = Military and the military's only mission is to kill people and break things.

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  6. Yes, we DO have climate change. It's called "weather", look it up Greta!

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  7. Are slingshots and spitballs okay? Or just mean looks and stink eyes.

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  8. Oh, heh! GET THAT LITTLE TWAT OFF PLANET RIGHT MEOW!

    I'm laughing, but, well... I mean it.

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