We’ve reached epic level stupid.
-Kent
Thursday, February 18, 2021
CDC Now Recommending We Wear Pantyhose On Our Faces ALONG With Facemasks
The covid recommendations from the brilliant sciency-people at the CDC have turned to a comedic level. From one mask to two.. to three, they are now recommending, and I swear I’m not making this up, that we wear panty hose on our faces.
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Sounds like somebody in the CDC just bought a lot of stock in panty hose.
ReplyDeleteSon, you got a panty on your head.
ReplyDeleteGood grief.
ReplyDeleteI had to open the link to see if this story came from the Babylon Bee or not.
It's for real. In a search I found several other sources for the same story.
We have officially reached our final destination... Idiocracy.
Someone fed the story to multiple news outlets like they always do. Think about the local tv news montages where there all parroting the same news story almost verbatim.
DeleteNow they're just fucking with us.
ReplyDeleteCC
It cracks me up to no end that the only people buying this kind of horseshit are shitlibs and dimwits.
DeleteBut you repeat yourself, Kapt.
Delete"WE have reached epic level stupid."
ReplyDeleteNope.
You're wrong.
THEY have reached epic level stupid.
Going from "Remove all masks BEFORE entering this establishment" to "Do NOT enter without a mask!" (including banks).......the American people are being played on an epic level by the gubmint, and only a few of us seem to know it.....
ReplyDeleteTim in AK
Yeah, you're so woke it hurts right? Idiot...
DeleteAnd now we know it's all about repressed sexuality.
ReplyDeleteThey need to mask up with a plastic bag and hold it tight with a rubber band around the neck. When they get sleepy, take a nap, they will feel better when they wake up
ReplyDeleteThumbs up.
DeleteSo are we going to see a rise in armed robberies now that it won't be suspicious for somebody to enter a convenience store, or liquor store, with pantyhose over thier face?
ReplyDeleteProbably my best laugh of the day thank you for that.
DeleteYou beat me to it. Was gonna say, "If I have to start masking up to that level, I'm gonna start robbing places."
DeleteThere has to be a betting pool at the CDC on just how far they can push the mask mandate. Maybe we can start our own pool on how many politicians will follow the current advice off camera. My bet is on none.
ReplyDeletedid nancy invest in pantyhose?
ReplyDeleteNancy wearing pantyhose on her head would be an improvement.
DeleteLooks like they're promoting Auto-erotic asphyxia.
ReplyDeleteBackflipping...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tathasta.com/2021/02/horowitz-when-australia-fined-mask.html
Masks and pantyhose don't stop transmission and, as per the above article, become more useless once moist. There's only one place moist pantyhose belongs ☺
Used or unused panty hose. California was going to suggest grocery bags over your head but they had already brand them. Same with 2 straws with the filter from a cool cigarette on the tip insert up your nostril. Tampo in each nostril and duck tape on the mouth.
ReplyDeleteLeaving the Always Maxi Pad in the crotch is not believed to help stop COVID unless you're bleeding from the nose or mouth.
ReplyDeleteIf you think The Rulers are throwing stuff out there just to see how much we’ll do … It’s shits and giggles time at CDC HQ. That's all it is. Stuff that works? Where's the fun in that? Getting people to double mask AND wear panty hose on the face? Now that is capital.
ReplyDeletePeak Stupidity cannot be achieved by government edict.
ReplyDeleteThey ARE Peak Stupidity
"I like fishnet stockings, can I wear those?"
ReplyDeleteJoey Biden