I never directly answer an unknown number. If it is important enough they'll leave a message. Besides that, I am a Nigerian Prince who has no time to answer scam calls.
Absolutely! If I don't recognize the number and/or a name doesn't show up for somebody I want to talk to, mail me a letter. Then, I may or may not get back with you, depending on whether or not I want to deal with your stupidity.
8) Once I took a little stroll through an open air seafood market at a smaller town in the ROK. I remember thinking "somebody needs to get a marine biologist down here right now because I don't what the fuck some of this 'seafood" even is". 19 My answer of "dry turkey and verbal abuse with the in-laws" was not seen as funny.
I have glasses that turn dark when you step outside. Like right now dark. I took my dog for a walk today, and as soon as my glasses were dark, the damn cell phone rings. Of course, I can't see the number, and expecting a call from the doctor, I answered it. Not the doctor, but the NRA, asking me to either extend my membership for 5 years, or send them some money. I have always gotten those calls, but it was usually a cheery sounding lady. Not now, I guess that the NRA's budget woes has them cutting back. I was talking to what sounded like a middle school girl, with only half a brain, that could not follow the script that they had for her to read. Finally I just said, " I know what is going on with the NRA, and I will just maintain my year to year status, until they get their shit together." Then I hung up. If I had been able to see the number, I would have known that I didn't recognize it, and not answered it. Now I have another reason to be pissed at WLP and company.
I actually "allowed" a hive larger than that to stay attached to the awning over my bedroom window. It's still there. Needless to say, the grass grows taller around that window. Baldface hornets are not to be fucked with. Ohio Guy
[rocketride] At night (moonless night full dark, not during evening or morning twilight), using red LED flashlight set as dim as you can manage (they don't see red light as well as we do but do see violet and ultraviolet better than we do) and a 20' spray wasp-killer can modified with a WD-40 spray-button and a 5' length of the spray tube (can order that on Amazon or Ebay) made rigid with a length of 1x1. Poke the tip of the 'straw' directly into the side of the nest and give them the whole can. They WILL die. They also won't have any idea what hit them.
Guess it won't be long before everyone is talking ebonics.
ReplyDeleteIs someone who speaks ebonics an Ebonite?
Deleteand English as a Second Language classes will take on literal meaning
DeleteActually Ebonian per Dilbert.
DeleteI do not understand why they do this.
DeleteFoshizzle
DeleteI think they are Elbonians on Dilbert. Country next door to where the Kneebonians live.
Delete#1 Guilty as charged
ReplyDeleteI never directly answer an unknown number. If it is important enough they'll leave a message. Besides that, I am a Nigerian Prince who has no time to answer scam calls.
DeleteAbsolutely! If I don't recognize the number and/or a name doesn't show up for somebody I want to talk to, mail me a letter. Then, I may or may not get back with you, depending on whether or not I want to deal with your stupidity.
Delete#2 YEEESH and he is considered "sexy" in the minds of some
ReplyDeleteThat's just called mental illness.
Delete8) Once I took a little stroll through an open air seafood market at a smaller town in the ROK. I remember thinking "somebody needs to get a marine biologist down here right now because I don't what the fuck some of this 'seafood" even is".
ReplyDelete19 My answer of "dry turkey and verbal abuse with the in-laws" was not seen as funny.
#7, ok go ahead and give me the 8 ball. And make it right.
ReplyDelete#1 Always
ReplyDelete#11 spelling too
ReplyDeleteI have glasses that turn dark when you step outside. Like right now dark. I took my dog for a walk today, and as soon as my glasses were dark, the damn cell phone rings. Of course, I can't see the number, and expecting a call from the doctor, I answered it. Not the doctor, but the NRA, asking me to either extend my membership for 5 years, or send them some money. I have always gotten those calls, but it was usually a cheery sounding lady. Not now, I guess that the NRA's budget woes has them cutting back. I was talking to what sounded like a middle school girl, with only half a brain, that could not follow the script that they had for her to read. Finally I just said, " I know what is going on with the NRA, and I will just maintain my year to year status, until they get their shit together." Then I hung up. If I had been able to see the number, I would have known that I didn't recognize it, and not answered it. Now I have another reason to be pissed at WLP and company.
ReplyDelete4 with sound effects and a motion activated video camera hidden near by would be hilarious
ReplyDeleteI actually "allowed" a hive larger than that to stay attached to the awning over my bedroom window. It's still there. Needless to say, the grass grows taller around that window. Baldface hornets are not to be fucked with. Ohio Guy
Delete[rocketride]
DeleteAt night (moonless night full dark, not during evening or morning twilight), using red LED flashlight set as dim as you can manage (they don't see red light as well as we do but do see violet and ultraviolet better than we do) and a 20' spray wasp-killer can modified with a WD-40 spray-button and a 5' length of the spray tube (can order that on Amazon or Ebay) made rigid with a length of 1x1. Poke the tip of the 'straw' directly into the side of the nest and give them the whole can. They WILL die. They also won't have any idea what hit them.