Come and listen to my story 'bout my friend Abdul A poor Arab sheik, barely kept his belly full But then one day he was shootin' at a Jew And up through the ground come a bubblin' goo Oil, that is. Saudi Soda. Kuwait Kool-Aid. The first thing you know, Abdul's a millionaire The kin-folk said, "Hey, move away from there!" They said, "California is the place without a care" So they loaded up the camel and they moved to Bel Air. Swimmin' pools, movie stars... The Bel Arabs!
#7 reminds me of a friend that once had a horse that he had to be extremely careful when riding it. He said when it got tire of being ridden, it would lay down and begin to roll over. He said he had to be ready to act fast at a dismount, because otherwise he was afraid of ending up under the horse.
#8: Jed Clampett, the early years.
ReplyDeleteYa beat me to it!!
DeleteBeat me to it...
Delete... oil that is, black gold, Texas TEA! Now I have the BevHillbillies theme song stuck in my brain! HAHAHA!! Thanks, "H"!!
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#8 Somebody forgot to call 811 before you dig although using an axe is not mentioned before you dig
DeleteCome and listen to my story 'bout my friend Abdul
DeleteA poor Arab sheik, barely kept his belly full
But then one day he was shootin' at a Jew
And up through the ground come a bubblin' goo
Oil, that is. Saudi Soda. Kuwait Kool-Aid.
The first thing you know, Abdul's a millionaire
The kin-folk said, "Hey, move away from there!"
They said, "California is the place without a care"
So they loaded up the camel and they moved to Bel Air.
Swimmin' pools, movie stars...
The Bel Arabs!
If more of #1 were televised the Olympics would be much more fun.
ReplyDelete# 6. Wamna bet he was pranked?
ReplyDelete#1 When you are at the top, let go of the pole!!
ReplyDelete#7 easily the best nicest way to fall off a horse
ReplyDelete#10, stuck the landing.
..and up from the ground came the bubbling crude...
ReplyDelete#1Everyone gotta learn somehow. Hands on experience is always best.
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#7 reminds me of a friend that once had a horse that he had to be extremely careful when riding it. He said when it got tire of being ridden, it would lay down and begin to roll over. He said he had to be ready to act fast at a dismount, because otherwise he was afraid of ending up under the horse.
ReplyDelete#1 What? His hands were stuck to the pole?
ReplyDelete# 7 and #10 Horses are assholes too.