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Monday, February 01, 2021

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14 comments:

  1. #8: Jed Clampett, the early years.

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    1. ... oil that is, black gold, Texas TEA! Now I have the BevHillbillies theme song stuck in my brain! HAHAHA!! Thanks, "H"!!

      Yinzer

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    2. #8 Somebody forgot to call 811 before you dig although using an axe is not mentioned before you dig

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    3. Come and listen to my story 'bout my friend Abdul
      A poor Arab sheik, barely kept his belly full
      But then one day he was shootin' at a Jew
      And up through the ground come a bubblin' goo
      Oil, that is. Saudi Soda. Kuwait Kool-Aid.
      The first thing you know, Abdul's a millionaire
      The kin-folk said, "Hey, move away from there!"
      They said, "California is the place without a care"
      So they loaded up the camel and they moved to Bel Air.
      Swimmin' pools, movie stars...
      The Bel Arabs!

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  2. If more of #1 were televised the Olympics would be much more fun.

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  3. #1 When you are at the top, let go of the pole!!

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  4. #7 easily the best nicest way to fall off a horse
    #10, stuck the landing.

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  5. ..and up from the ground came the bubbling crude...

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  6. #1Everyone gotta learn somehow. Hands on experience is always best.

    IdahoHunter

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  7. #7 reminds me of a friend that once had a horse that he had to be extremely careful when riding it. He said when it got tire of being ridden, it would lay down and begin to roll over. He said he had to be ready to act fast at a dismount, because otherwise he was afraid of ending up under the horse.

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  8. Gordon (other Gordon)February 1, 2021 at 3:39 PM

    #1 What? His hands were stuck to the pole?

    # 7 and #10 Horses are assholes too.

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