#1 Not a fucking Monday, more fucking stupid #4 UK, possibly Pennines. Note that they do they do not normally use winter tyres... #8 Possibly Midlands, UK #10 Munich, Germany
Home Depot paint dept. Girl put a can of yellow paint into the paint shaker machine and the can ruptured while being shaken. most likely one of those 1 gallon plastic cans..... the can can't take the pressure. Actually saw something like this happen, but at a Wal-Mart. I will gladly volunteer to take the young lady to the back and help wipe off all that paint.
#6 where in the world do elevators have a 13th floor? #7 good luck defusing THAT bomb. They are usually filled with water and calcium chloride, with just enough air to make them round....
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#1 Not a fucking Monday, more fucking stupid
ReplyDelete#4 UK, possibly Pennines. Note that they do they do not normally use winter tyres...
#8 Possibly Midlands, UK
#10 Munich, Germany
#9: ...and just like that, Emma's date with Big Bird was over.
ReplyDeleteThankfully, I just put down my coffee before I read this.
DeleteYou just won the internet for today!
DeleteWinner!!!!
DeleteGet a part time job at Home Depot and go to the local community college. It's easy, Emma. Then, you know, Bang! Millerized!
Deletepigpen51
I don't feel sorry for #6
ReplyDeleteSomeone spent a lot of money for fake nails that just look hideous and are also totally useless.
Tim in AK
#7 is fixing to have puppies
ReplyDeleteThe owner is fixing to have a cow.
Delete#7 If that swelling doesn't go down in 4 hours, you'll need to get that to a doctor.
ReplyDeleteHome Depot paint dept. Girl put a can of yellow paint into the paint shaker machine and the can ruptured while being shaken. most likely one of those 1 gallon plastic cans..... the can can't take the pressure. Actually saw something like this happen, but at a Wal-Mart. I will gladly volunteer to take the young lady to the back and help wipe off all that paint.
ReplyDeleteIf I didn’t know my granddaughter has never worked at home depot I’d swear it was her, even down to the look.
ReplyDelete#7 What an aneurysm looks like before it breaks.
ReplyDeleteOr a hemorrhoid.
Delete#9: Is that one of them Pokemon characters?
ReplyDelete#6 where in the world do elevators have a 13th floor?
ReplyDelete#7 good luck defusing THAT bomb. They are usually filled with water and calcium chloride, with just enough air to make them round....