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Tuesday, February 09, 2021

Louisiana Woman Is About To Get Laughed Out Of Court

A Louisiana woman went viral last week for using Gorilla Glue in place of actual hairspray — before finally checking into the hospital on Saturday to get the hardened adhesive removed, according to posts on her Instagram. 

The woman, identified in news reports as Tessica Brown, posted on Feb. 4 that her hair had been stuck in place for a month after she ran out of her usual hair product and opted to use the extra-strong superglue instead. 
-Steve

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE!!!

A Louisiana woman who went viral after struggling to remove Gorilla Glue from her hair claims that neither the hospital nor the company’s advice helped remove the hardened adhesive.

Now she’s considering a lawsuit to get out of the sticky situation, according to TMZ.

Tessica Brown hired an attorney and is weighing litigation against Gorilla Glue, because while the product’s label warns against using on eyes, skin or clothing, it does not mention hair, the outlet reports.
-Steve



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45 comments:

  1. DFebruary 9, 2021 at 12:15 PM

    Here's Your Sign

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2021 at 12:30 PM

    Dumazz. How about loser pays court costs.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2021 at 12:33 PM

    It's comical to read any warning label. Just create a mental picture of someone doing exactly what the label says not to do. Some idiot somewhere has done exactly that. Like do not use hair dryer while showering.

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  4. Amahl_ShukupFebruary 9, 2021 at 12:35 PM

    As if we had to guess...

    https://fox8.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2021/02/Gorilla-Glue-1.jpg

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  5. CathypopFebruary 9, 2021 at 12:41 PM

    Did she use gorilla glue on her fake eyelashes? This creatures IQ is 5 points below a box of shit.

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    1. Henk VandenberghFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:38 PM

      You are complimenting Governot Nuisance; he is not THAT high.

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    2. Mat WallFebruary 9, 2021 at 6:46 PM

      Probably lucky he didn't seal her clam.

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  6. FidelFebruary 9, 2021 at 12:58 PM

    Gorilla jokes aside....

    Some people are just too fucking stupid to live

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:00 PM

    Giving the events of numerous sitiations over the last several years......

    I'm not so sure about the getting laughed out of Court thing.

    De Oppresso Liber

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  8. John the RiverFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:01 PM

    I was on a jury once. The case was being brought against a manufacturer of lacquer thinner.
    The plaintiff was a cabinet refinisher. He had set himself (and half the house) on fire by using the lacquer thinner to clean up the spilled drops of lacquer from the kitchen counter. He poured it on and wiped it off right up to the gas stove where the pilot light ignited the flammable liquid, the counter, him and the cabinets above.
    He was suing the maker of the lacquer thinner because the can of (commercial size, not sold in hardware stores) lacquer thinner DID say it was flammable, and that it should be kept away from flames; it DID NOT say specifically that a pilot light was a flame.

    We were on this case for a week. There were some (women) on the jury that felt that since the 'poor man' had suffered that he should get something.
    Those women and that former cabinet refinisher are among us... and they voted for Joe Biden.

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    1. Henk VandenberghFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:40 PM

      And the closing argument: "Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, if YOU are a stupid idiot and do something stupid, would YOU want a chance to make millions? If so, give this idiot you have been listening to for a week a couple of million too".
      (That's how juries get selected.)

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    2. John the RiverFebruary 9, 2021 at 2:47 PM

      So, how did I get on that jury?

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    3. Fa Cube ItchesFebruary 9, 2021 at 5:29 PM

      There was either a 60 Minutes or a 20/20 episode about 25 years ago, where they showed the deliberation of a jury. The defendant had specifically agreed to allow the cameras in to the jury room. Simple case: charge was convicted felon in possession of a firearm. The defendant admitted: (1) he was a convicted felon; (2) as a convicted felon, he knew could not legally be in possession of a firearm; and (3) he had been in possession of the firearm in question at the time of his arrest. His defense was that he was studying to be a private investigator and believed he needed a pistol for the job.

      Jury acquitted, with the deliberations lasting longer than the trial. They thought that it was reasonable for him to think that he might need a gun for a job as a private investigator, and he appeared to be turning his life around; therefore, not guilty.

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    4. PoppaGaryFebruary 9, 2021 at 9:29 PM

      The defense ran out of picks.

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  9. rickn8orFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:08 PM

    There's also a story floating around out there about a woman that mistook Great Stuff expanding foam for hair mousse.

    I don't feel the least bit sorry for either one of them.

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  10. chillhillFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:26 PM

    The most egregious warning label I've seen is on a hair dryer advising do not take into the shower...

    That should come OFF!

    If you want to blow dry your hair in the middle of a shower, be my guest!!

    And thanks in advance for thinning the herd of stupid. We need more of that.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:38 PM

    Have empathy, she is a 13percenter.
    Daryl

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  12. SgtBobFebruary 9, 2021 at 1:45 PM

    Too cheap or too stupid to go to the sto for some mo right stuff.

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  13. Frank FisherFebruary 9, 2021 at 2:19 PM

    I’m on my way to CVS to put a bottle next to the personal lubricants!
    👍

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  14. MartinFromGermanyFebruary 9, 2021 at 2:51 PM

    "Guess the Race" game made easy.

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  15. ElmoFebruary 9, 2021 at 2:53 PM

    That woman is a freak, inside and out.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2021 at 3:05 PM

    You all have too much faith in society; remember when that twat got 6 figures fit spilling hot coffee on themselves?

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  17. ABEFebruary 9, 2021 at 4:09 PM

    Our next Vice President!

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  18. bogsidebunnyFebruary 9, 2021 at 4:14 PM

    Imagine if she thought Gorilla glue was a Bikini wax.

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  19. Buzz DFebruary 9, 2021 at 4:17 PM

    Last I heard her Go Fund Me account us $9,000.00!! Who in their fucking right mind would contribute to her?

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  20. KidFebruary 9, 2021 at 4:38 PM

    assholes like her cause asshole lawyers to multiply

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  21. UnknownFebruary 9, 2021 at 5:46 PM

    Gorilla Glue took no action that caused this woman harm, thus they should not be penalized. The woman caused the harm herself, so this is on her head. ;-)

    FPeel

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  22. mostly cajunFebruary 9, 2021 at 6:14 PM

    I've been on a Louisiana personal injury jury. They can award without an unanimous jury vote. The case I sat on was 10-2. I was one of the two.

    Knowing what's out there in the jury pool, there's a pretty sad chance that his little darling gets an award.

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    1. Bear Claw Chris LappFebruary 10, 2021 at 11:11 AM

      Thats why there is always a civil case after a criminal case.

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  23. samooreFebruary 9, 2021 at 6:14 PM

    If she filed that suit in Portland, she'd walk away with at least $10 Million.

    You can guarantee she'd have a jury of her peers.

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2021 at 6:39 PM

    "I seen mah piture on the label, so I thot it wuz cool."

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  25. HFebruary 9, 2021 at 8:08 PM

    Very tacky, I'd say.

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  26. willfordFebruary 10, 2021 at 7:37 AM

    AND THIS STUPIDITY VOTES~!

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  27. old muleFebruary 10, 2021 at 8:02 AM

    She's one of the higher IQ Africans we have down here in Louisiana

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  28. FredLewersFebruary 10, 2021 at 8:33 AM

    Always remember, there's a reason Good made breathing a reflex.

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  29. LargeMargeFebruary 10, 2021 at 9:43 AM

    https://www.essence.com/amp/articles/tessica-brown/

    I think I busted a rib laughing while reading this article... "...after a month, she reached out to the Black girl community..."

    The article includes tasteful portraits of Tessica holding a can of the 'hair styling product'... and undergoing treatments at the hospital (holding her Frequent Users reward card).

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  30. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2021 at 1:26 PM

    The headlines write themselves...BLM Chimps out on Gorilla Glue. Gorilla Glue Expands Product Line, Introduces Chimp Glue

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2021 at 2:04 PM

    "But it say G'RILLA Glue ri-cher on da can."

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