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Monday, February 01, 2021

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  1. ElmoFebruary 1, 2021 at 2:28 PM

    Wow. And all this time I thought there was only one missionary position.
    The things a guy learns on Knuckledraggin.

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    1. JeremyRFebruary 1, 2021 at 3:15 PM

      That is so bogus. All the missionaries I know would use the book of moron for a pillow.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2021 at 8:48 PM

      I know right! Although I didn’t need to learn or see that.
      MadMarlin

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  2. MatthewFebruary 1, 2021 at 3:06 PM

    #17 - Got tired of looking for the pin in the dirt/grass/mud* listening to those cold ones calling from the fridge at home.

    HELP! HELP! SAVE US, IT'S COLD IN HERE!

    *Finds pin in pocket later, has a good laugh, keeps using the wrench anyway since it's the more useful now than it ever was.

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2021 at 3:21 PM

      Matthew-that sounds too damn familiar. But adjustable hammer?

      JFM

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    2. rickn8orFebruary 1, 2021 at 5:57 PM

      Yeah. Everybody knows you use the side of a ratchet for a hammer...

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    3. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2021 at 7:11 PM

      For some people also use a crescent wrench as a hammer it is quite good in a pinch!!! grayman

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  3. MikeyFebruary 1, 2021 at 3:22 PM

    5) Might be me
    6) Is definitely me
    14) The one area the wife and I always agree on
    18) I always read the silver alert road signs to see of they describe me

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  4. MartinFromGermanyFebruary 1, 2021 at 4:14 PM

    #19 has changed my outlook on certain people.
    Brilliant, just brilliant.
    Thank you for the laughs.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2021 at 5:20 PM

    Crescent wrench!!!
    Paul J

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    1. Brian E.February 2, 2021 at 9:37 AM

      Ha! My dad always called them ‘Polish Open End’ wrenches. I still get a chuckle out of that.

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)February 1, 2021 at 5:27 PM

    Oh damn, when I was a youngin I would love #4 to be true.

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  7. WestcoastDeplorableFebruary 1, 2021 at 6:12 PM

    If you've not seen "Book of Mormon" go see it when the live company hits your town. It's a HOOT!

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2021 at 3:13 AM

    #8 - That song title "Come On Eileen" totally changes when you put "Don't" in front of it.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2021 at 6:52 AM

    #15 is awful. I bet you can't beat that one tomorrow.

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  10. RolandFebruary 2, 2021 at 7:19 AM

    I don't get #7

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    1. wirecutterFebruary 2, 2021 at 9:25 AM

      Vegetable - slang here in the States for being on life support.

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    2. RolandFebruary 3, 2021 at 12:47 AM

      Oh man.... That's a burn. Ouch.

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  11. Bear Claw Chris LappFebruary 2, 2021 at 9:16 AM

    Yes 8 for the win but all good. In college a girl said her name was Eileen Eileen the............

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