Where bad choices make good stories
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Wow. And all this time I thought there was only one missionary position.The things a guy learns on Knuckledraggin.
That is so bogus. All the missionaries I know would use the book of moron for a pillow.
I know right! Although I didn’t need to learn or see that.MadMarlin
#17 - Got tired of looking for the pin in the dirt/grass/mud* listening to those cold ones calling from the fridge at home.HELP! HELP! SAVE US, IT'S COLD IN HERE!*Finds pin in pocket later, has a good laugh, keeps using the wrench anyway since it's the more useful now than it ever was.
Matthew-that sounds too damn familiar. But adjustable hammer?JFM
Yeah. Everybody knows you use the side of a ratchet for a hammer...
For some people also use a crescent wrench as a hammer it is quite good in a pinch!!! grayman
5) Might be me6) Is definitely me14) The one area the wife and I always agree on18) I always read the silver alert road signs to see of they describe me
#19 has changed my outlook on certain people.Brilliant, just brilliant.Thank you for the laughs.
Crescent wrench!!!Paul J
Ha! My dad always called them ‘Polish Open End’ wrenches. I still get a chuckle out of that.
Oh damn, when I was a youngin I would love #4 to be true.
If you've not seen "Book of Mormon" go see it when the live company hits your town. It's a HOOT!
#8 - That song title "Come On Eileen" totally changes when you put "Don't" in front of it.
#15 is awful. I bet you can't beat that one tomorrow.
I don't get #7
Vegetable - slang here in the States for being on life support.
Oh man.... That's a burn. Ouch.
Yes 8 for the win but all good. In college a girl said her name was Eileen Eileen the............
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Wow. And all this time I thought there was only one missionary position.
ReplyDeleteThe things a guy learns on Knuckledraggin.
That is so bogus. All the missionaries I know would use the book of moron for a pillow.
DeleteI know right! Although I didn’t need to learn or see that.
DeleteMadMarlin
#17 - Got tired of looking for the pin in the dirt/grass/mud* listening to those cold ones calling from the fridge at home.
ReplyDeleteHELP! HELP! SAVE US, IT'S COLD IN HERE!
*Finds pin in pocket later, has a good laugh, keeps using the wrench anyway since it's the more useful now than it ever was.
Matthew-that sounds too damn familiar. But adjustable hammer?
DeleteJFM
Yeah. Everybody knows you use the side of a ratchet for a hammer...
DeleteFor some people also use a crescent wrench as a hammer it is quite good in a pinch!!! grayman
Delete5) Might be me
ReplyDelete6) Is definitely me
14) The one area the wife and I always agree on
18) I always read the silver alert road signs to see of they describe me
#19 has changed my outlook on certain people.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, just brilliant.
Thank you for the laughs.
Crescent wrench!!!
ReplyDeletePaul J
Ha! My dad always called them ‘Polish Open End’ wrenches. I still get a chuckle out of that.
DeleteOh damn, when I was a youngin I would love #4 to be true.
ReplyDeleteIf you've not seen "Book of Mormon" go see it when the live company hits your town. It's a HOOT!
ReplyDelete#8 - That song title "Come On Eileen" totally changes when you put "Don't" in front of it.
ReplyDelete#15 is awful. I bet you can't beat that one tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteI don't get #7
ReplyDeleteVegetable - slang here in the States for being on life support.
DeleteOh man.... That's a burn. Ouch.
DeleteYes 8 for the win but all good. In college a girl said her name was Eileen Eileen the............
ReplyDelete