#7 - Yeah, whatever you need to tell your southern selves... but I've watched plenty of flatlanders doin' the bug dance trying to fish when a cloud of black flies land on their shit, pretty funny.
I'm from Texas where we have Real mosquitoes... You know the kind you rope, brand and have to dodge on the highway.
BUT, We got nothing on the monsters they have in Alaska. I did a couple of two week Airborne Training deployments to Ft Richardson. First day, the Drop Zone had a few bugs, apparently they told their friends... The second day had clouds of them waiting patiently as we delivered their lunch. No one had to tell them to hustle off of the DZ. I sat in the truck as those blood thirsty bastards banged on the windows screaming "Come out and play with us you Cowards!".
If you are outside the city, you can pump your own. I've been doing it since they changed the law. Of course, it doesn't make a cent of difference in the price - I just don't have to wait for Bubba to get off his break.
I had four 10+' pythons in a house in Austin back in college and when they'd eat something really big it looked completely nuts. They're surprisingly capable and social for armless, legless tubes
#20 Only 3???
ReplyDelete#20. For the win.
ReplyDelete#20 for the win!!!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/02/new-hampshire-update-dominion-owned-machines-removed-6-votes-windham-gop-candidate-machines-used-85-towns-video-report/
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#20: and a Volkswagen.
ReplyDelete#8: Back in the 1970s at thirty+ I thought it was more like picking out some prime ribs at a meat market while listening to Fleetwood Mack.
ReplyDeleteSir... You are my spirit animal.
ReplyDelete#7 - Yeah, whatever you need to tell your southern selves... but I've watched plenty of flatlanders doin' the bug dance trying to fish when a cloud of black flies land on their shit, pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm from Texas where we have Real mosquitoes...
DeleteYou know the kind you rope, brand and have to dodge on the highway.
BUT, We got nothing on the monsters they have in Alaska.
I did a couple of two week Airborne Training deployments to Ft Richardson.
First day, the Drop Zone had a few bugs, apparently they told their friends...
The second day had clouds of them waiting patiently as we delivered their lunch.
No one had to tell them to hustle off of the DZ. I sat in the truck as those blood thirsty bastards banged on the windows screaming "Come out and play with us you Cowards!".
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Gingers rule !!!!!!!!! because we are few in number but always pissed off. Want to try it ?
ReplyDelete#1 reminds me of a Gary Larsen cartoon. It's good for a double-take.
ReplyDeleteIt is a Gary Larson. You can see his name in the top right corner
DeleteIf you are outside the city, you can pump your own. I've been doing it since they changed the law. Of course, it doesn't make a cent of difference in the price - I just don't have to wait for Bubba to get off his break.
ReplyDelete#12 - the Mom's vagina lips must have looked like saloon doors after that experience ...
ReplyDeleteI had four 10+' pythons in a house in Austin back in college and when they'd eat something really big it looked completely nuts. They're surprisingly capable and social for armless, legless tubes
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