#8 No shit waiting in line at See's for a pre-ordered box for my wife and this happened. Young guy with two rambunctious daughters trying to rein them in and a two ax handle Karen steps up and tells him NOT TO SPEAK TO THOSE CHILDREN LIKE THAAAAT! He's like what? She's like you heard me! He sticks his finger right in her face and says you need to mind your own FUCKING business right now! End of discussion. I got called in before I could high five him.
#16 - Thanks to government sponsored inflation, it now takes $5 to $6 million to live the "millionaire" lifestyle. But I can still be comfortably spoiled with only $1 million.
#8. Had that happen to me. I had to carry my 6yo daughter out of the fucking grocery store because she decided to throw a hissy fit. Gave her a swat on the ass and carried her out to the car. As I sat there fuming, I heard a radio and someone say "There he is!". I turned and stared daggers at the "Concerned Citizen" (That's what the cops called her). I felt like going over and beating her ass. But there were cops present.
#17. Are you kidding me? Even little babies are fair game for your sick and twisted humor?
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy.
For context see #13.
DeleteIts okay, none of the can read.
DeleteThat's what I like about wirecutter. An equal opportunity offender. The way all of us sick bastards should be.
DeletePersonally I thought it was as funny as a fire in an orphanage.
DeleteElmo, why do you think Ken spends so much time in FB jail?
DeleteBogs, you have no standing to criticize anyone else’s sense of humor. You can be as nasty as it gets.
Deletehow do the homeless afford all those tents?
ReplyDeleteHow do african "refugees" afford all those lifeboats and life jackets?
DeleteAnd when the hell are the NBA/NFL gonna start practicing some "diversity". All I see are black faces.
DeleteDark humor is like food. Some people don't get it.
ReplyDelete#17. Yeah, I think we've all met some of the ones that made it to "adulthood".
ReplyDelete#3 I relate. It were a good time though.
ReplyDeleteOops! I meant 5. For Black Label!
ReplyDeleteElmo, get over yourself. Please. It's a joke. (unless you knew it was a joke and your comment was supposed to be one, too.)
ReplyDelete:-)
Delete#2 we thought we would send some of our weather to you so you can see if you hate that more than hurricane season.
ReplyDeleteYou can keep your hurricanes thank you very much.
#1: hell yeah!
ReplyDeleteI gotta talk to the guys at the local bbq/smokehouse about makin’ something like that. That would be killer.
Delete#8 No shit waiting in line at See's for a pre-ordered box for my wife and this happened. Young guy with two rambunctious daughters trying to rein them in and a two ax handle Karen steps up and tells him NOT TO SPEAK TO THOSE CHILDREN LIKE THAAAAT! He's like what? She's like you heard me! He sticks his finger right in her face and says you need to mind your own FUCKING business right now! End of discussion. I got called in before I could high five him.
ReplyDelete#16 - Thanks to government sponsored inflation, it now takes $5 to $6 million to live the "millionaire" lifestyle. But I can still be comfortably spoiled with only $1 million.
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#8. Had that happen to me. I had to carry my 6yo daughter out of the fucking grocery store because she decided to throw a hissy fit. Gave her a swat on the ass and carried her out to the car. As I sat there fuming, I heard a radio and someone say "There he is!". I turned and stared daggers at the "Concerned Citizen" (That's what the cops called her). I felt like going over and beating her ass. But there were cops present.
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