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Friday, February 19, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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27 comments:

  1. Man, #11! If she looks that good after having 9 kids I’d be jumping on that day and night.

    JFM

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    1. From where she’s holding the sign, I think that seed’s already been planted.

      The only question is: blonde or not?

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  2. #5. First wife liked grilled anything. I've grilled in blizzards, torrential rains and every kind of weather imaginable.

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  3. #3 Don't forget tipping tea into the harbour, that must have helped.

    #10 One single turtle was found with a plastic straw up its nose. Waste plastic can be burned to produce heat or electricity or put into landfill. But no, it has to be recycled. In developed countries recycling plastic is uneconomical, so we send it to the third world where they recycle it by tipping it into the river. This suits the green agenda because they can point to the resultant mess and tell us how evil we are.

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    1. It came out afterwards that the turtle-straw photo was staged.

      Never ever trust 'news.'

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    2. [rocketride]

      Actually, it was several. (Not that that invalidates your point.)

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  4. Also...
    Horror movies if the victim just used a fucking gun. Also a happy ending.

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  5. 7) Horror movies where the victim used a gun is an even slimmer book. Don't bring a butcher knife or a chain saw to a gun fight.

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  6. #5. When I was working in Boston the winter of 02-03 my roommate (also a southerner) and I would hang out on the deck out back drinking beer and cooking on the grill in the snow. When we invited the locals we worked with over they thought we were crazy. It was funny to see the neighbors peeking through their curtains at us. Someone even called the cops on us once. One of the cops even said to me, "You're not from around here are you?".
    I always thought it was funny that yankees think that barbeque means something you do or something you cook on, instead of something you eat.

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  7. #5 With temps here in Minne-so-cold finally not having a minus sign in front of it, one can soon expect to see this strange fashion of someone wearing a parka and shorts at the same time.

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  8. Mr Lane, this is by far the bestest selection you have ever posted!!!!
    Get this #17? Yeah I sent it to some people from church!!!!! They are peeerrrrrrfect!!!!

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  9. #20. pretty good

    #11 I know some people like that.

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  10. #5 yep putting a 2# sirloin on the grill tomorrow

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  11. It is just noise. I grew out of it.

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  12. #5 I’ll grill in any weather. Bitter Ohio winters will tune one up for life.

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  13. One would think that those poor people in Texas, Alabama, and other places that are getting nailed by Mother Nature would learn from this, and stockpile things, for next time. One would, of course, be totally mistaken.
    Just like the ridiculous price of ammo now. I see it going often for a buck a round for FMJ 9mm, 115grain. Now, I happened to have a few thousand rounds of 124 FMJ 9mm in my storage place, that I paid at most 20 cents a round for. I sold a couple of boxes to my brother the other day, for 10$ a box. I won't sell it to anyone else, but if I was selling it, I would ask 35$ a box, firm. And that would be giving them a deal.
    Do you think that every gun owner did the same thing over the past 4 years, and bought ammo when it was on sale? I have also got a few thousand rounds of .22 LR, most of it is just bulk, but I am not a competition shooter.
    I did get caught when Obama took office, without enough ammo. So as time went by, and prices and availability got better, I started to restock. I also have carry ammo, in 9mm.
    How many preppers will come out of this electrical problem down Texas way? A normal thinking person would stock pile not only food, but also some water, and a Berkey Filter. And maybe get a back up generator, if not to run their entire home, than at least one that they can use to try and keep themselves from freezing and maybe a hotplate and a crockpot. But just like the people with the leaky roof, when if is raining they cannot get up there to fix it, and when the sun is shining, the roof doesn't leak.
    I bought a whole house generator and had it so I can plug it in and isolate my breaker box. I have used it exactly once in the couple of years that we have had it. For about 5-6 hours. But it is peace of mind. I also bought an attachment that allows me to fill mini propane tanks from my 20 pound gas grill tank. It was less than 10$, and free shipping with Amazon Prime. I hope that everyone out there, who is not a "prepper" at least learns to stockpile a few items that they can keep everyone fed with calories to stay alive. Plus, have some H2O stored, in case of emergencies.

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    1. I have found several old style Perfection kerosene heaters in the "antiques"/junk stores HH6 drags me into. I buy them cheap, refurbish the finish with exhaust or brake caliper paint and supply friends with a viable heat source. Just remember to crack a window, and have a CO detector and it Will keep a living room comfortable for about a gallon a day, the older ones can also burn diesel in them 2.50$ a gallon vs 5$ a gallon for K-1

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  14. #11 I love it when white people have many children. It really pissed off the Liberals.

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    1. Mom and Dad's point of view-
      "We have been blessed with nine gifts from God."

      Prog point of view-
      "She was punished nine times with babies."

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  15. Number 11:

    No. 1 blonde
    No. 2 blonde
    No. 3 blonde
    No. 4 blonde
    No. 5 blonde
    No. 6 blonde
    No. 7 blonde
    No. 8 blonde
    No. 9 NOT blonde
    No.10 blonde... that apparently got tired of the same old sausage.

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  16. #4-3 weeks ago was visiting family who live at 5,000 feet elevation and was out walking by the edge of the golf course. There were about a dozen robins scurrying around on the grass-apparently they are taking after a lot of the geese who never fly south anymore.

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