9) A little too close to home as I sit here recovering from emergency retina detachment surgery in my right eye 2 weeks ago. They injected a bubble into my eye to hold the repair in place. I call it "Rover" but the kids don't get it.
I went through that 4 years ago about a week after cataract surgery. The surgeon said one of the floaters had hardened and nicked the retina and that the fluid had thickened with age and pulled the retina loose. I spent two weeks with my head down facing the floor to keep the new fluid from tugging at the retina so it could heal. It was a pain then, but it's great now. Refreshing the eye fluid means the vision in that eye is as clear as a bell and all of the floaters I had are gone. Hang it there.
LOL! It's going well. You can't lose your sense of humor when life throws some wicked shit at you. I can report that the prospect of blindness can keep you calm during wide awake eye surgery!
That, my friend, sucks. Went through that a few years back. I only have one eye to begin with. Going in they didn’t know how it would go. Was totally blind and then legally blind for about 10-12 weeks. Thankfully it came back ok. Then the cataract comes. WiscoDave
And then renege and charge both sides with crimes and send them to Gitmo for another round. Lets get all our money's worth out of Gitmo since we rebuilt it all nice and big and everything.
re: #4 - absolutely. I'm on my 2nd one (the first one's husband found out) #11 - i hate auto-correct because the fucking dictionary doesn't have any motherfucking words that I use. #12 - ha, I've done that and boy was she pissed off. #20 - for the win!!
#10-many years ago in our first house there was a black family living across the street-a retired Army guy. The guy was a sometimes preacher and his wife got fed up with all his straying with the ladies. A neighbor who was a salesman and worked from home a day or two every week saw the gal throwing all of the preacher's stuff out on the front lawn. County sheriff was called shortly after the guy got home to keep the peace while the preacher carted his stuff off in his big old Caddy. He always seemed like a jerk, though she was a decent lady.
9) A little too close to home as I sit here recovering from emergency retina detachment surgery in my right eye 2 weeks ago. They injected a bubble into my eye to hold the repair in place. I call it "Rover" but the kids don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI feel for ya, betcha didn't see that coming.
Delete*I* get it! Hope your recovery goes well. Be seeing you. 😏
DeleteI went through that 4 years ago about a week after cataract surgery. The surgeon said one of the floaters had hardened and nicked the retina and that the fluid had thickened with age and pulled the retina loose. I spent two weeks with my head down facing the floor to keep the new fluid from tugging at the retina so it could heal. It was a pain then, but it's great now. Refreshing the eye fluid means the vision in that eye is as clear as a bell and all of the floaters I had are gone. Hang it there.
DeleteLOL! It's going well. You can't lose your sense of humor when life throws some wicked shit at you. I can report that the prospect of blindness can keep you calm during wide awake eye surgery!
DeleteEye don't get it. 😁
DeleteThat, my friend, sucks.
DeleteWent through that a few years back. I only have one eye to begin with. Going in they didn’t know how it would go. Was totally blind and then legally blind for about 10-12 weeks.
Thankfully it came back ok.
Then the cataract comes.
WiscoDave
At least you're not Helen Keller. Get well soon.
DeleteAll I could ever afford was a Toyota.
DeleteSo, anonymous, you're a cyclops?
Delete#18. It's interesting how some people sort out their priorities.
ReplyDelete#5 Didn't that already happen during the Clinton administration?
ReplyDeleteHave you listened to this bitch? She has never in her sad life had an original idea.
DeleteI've been lucky to avoid hearing much from her.
DeleteI don't think Bruce, I mean Caitlyn has lost his, I mean hers - really.
ReplyDelete#20 for the WIN!!! ;-)) Nemo
ReplyDeleteAnd then renege and charge both sides with crimes and send them to Gitmo for another round. Lets get all our money's worth out of Gitmo since we rebuilt it all nice and big and everything.
Deletere: #4 - absolutely. I'm on my 2nd one (the first one's husband found out)
ReplyDelete#11 - i hate auto-correct because the fucking dictionary doesn't have any motherfucking words that I use.
#12 - ha, I've done that and boy was she pissed off.
#20 - for the win!!
another excellent set, sir!
Apparently, AutoCorrect is unable to distinguish between life as a mechanic or a Tourette's outburst or simply out hunting ducks.
DeleteAutocorrect is my ENEMA! May it rot in HELLO!
Delete#20 makes perfect sense to me. But, lets set the predators to hunting illegals, too.
Delete#1: That include "Motorboating"?
ReplyDelete#2. IIRC Caitlyn Jenner also identifies as a Conservative Republican". Go figure!!
ReplyDeleteDo you think it just lacked the attention?
Delete#5: "That's VICE PRESIDENT Gobblecock to you, mister!"
ReplyDeleteFeral housewife....I wonder if anyone has trained one. Or worse yet that may be where karens come from.
ReplyDeleteNot too many train anything these days, much their women.
DeleteI am glad you are still posting these. I quit logging into facebook when they banned President Trump.
ReplyDelete#10-many years ago in our first house there was a black family living across the street-a retired Army guy. The guy was a sometimes preacher and his wife got fed up with all his straying with the ladies. A neighbor who was a salesman and worked from home a day or two every week saw the gal throwing all of the preacher's stuff out on the front lawn. County sheriff was called shortly after the guy got home to keep the peace while the preacher carted his stuff off in his big old Caddy. He always seemed like a jerk, though she was a decent lady.
ReplyDeleteGreat comments.
ReplyDeleteIf you agree, say EYE !
I rewrote #13 for Valentine's Day and will post it next week at work.
ReplyDeleteThanks