#3....I would definitely kick the shit out of him. He would learn real quick not to fuck with me like that when people are wet, naked, and at their most vulnerable, and just minding their business while taking a shower and getting ready to face the day, not to mention that my sense of humor is at its lowest ebb when I get up in the morning....
LargeMarge:.....that's a second point that I forgot to include, and one which you and I are on the page with. I've got enough hearing loss already compounded by ringing tinnitus, that I too do not need some clown making it worse because he thinks he's funny.
Large Marge, hang on to that hearing. Medvac'd in 69 to Guam. Today I have a cochlear implant. I'm stone deaf without the processor on. That's like metal and a receiver imbedded in your skull with wires running into the inner ear. With the receiver on I hear 45% of what a person says. Same thing Rush Limbaugh has. VA wants to do the other ear and I agree.
I had a friend who threw a rocket about the size of a Red Bull can into the shower with me after snapping the stick off. Next thing I know there are 12 dancing fireballs in there with me
#3 I love jokes, However, never did care for practical jokers. Ya hear them say a lot, I didn't mean to hurt anyone. Fuck you, yer a perverse mother fucker what needs a good ass kicking.
Used to work at a place that had a gap under the door. Go in to take a dump and if it took to long a bottle rocket would come in under the door. Interesting place to work.
We used to do this to my manager. Everyday at 10am he would go sit for 45 minutes or so. Bottle rockets and blackcats under the door would wake him up.
#3 reminds me of a couple of friends in college that shoved an envelope full of black cats and baby powder underneath a dorm room door. Poor bastards were cleaning up baby powder for the rest of the semester.
#3....I would definitely kick the shit out of him.
ReplyDeleteHe would learn real quick not to fuck with me like that when people are wet, naked, and at their most vulnerable, and just minding their business while taking a shower and getting ready to face the day, not to mention that my sense of humor is at its lowest ebb when I get up in the morning....
Tim in AK
Maybe, but I still think it's pretty funny when it didn't happen to me.
Delete-Just A Chemist
Number Three:
DeleteMy hearing ability was injured from years of machineguns and helicopters.
Anybody messing with my remaining hearing gets a broken body-part as a reward for the gag.
I get deadly serious about my remaining hearing.
Relax Francis
DeleteLargeMarge:.....that's a second point that I forgot to include, and one which you and I are on the page with.
DeleteI've got enough hearing loss already compounded by ringing tinnitus, that I too do not need some clown making it worse because he thinks he's funny.
Tim in AK
Large Marge, hang on to that hearing. Medvac'd in 69 to Guam. Today I have a cochlear implant. I'm stone deaf without the processor on. That's like metal and a receiver imbedded in your skull with wires running into the inner ear. With the receiver on I hear 45% of what a person says. Same thing Rush Limbaugh has. VA wants to do the other ear and I agree.
DeleteJustifiable homicide.
Delete#4. So nice of that bear to climb up and check on the tree huggers welfare.
ReplyDeleteI think that guy driving on rims was the longest police chase in history. Over six hours. California, where else!
ReplyDelete#7 for the win
ReplyDelete#7-Good deed.
ReplyDeletea lot of karmic value gained there.
Delete#1: Chimps and Pit Bulls, perfect together.
ReplyDelete#7: That was slothfully nice of the guy.
I had a friend who threw a rocket about the size of a Red Bull can into the shower with me after snapping the stick off. Next thing I know there are 12 dancing fireballs in there with me
ReplyDeleteMay he rest in peace
DeleteI got him back. His girl came over furious about him fucking around on her and I cheered her on as she trashed his truck. Oh the '90s were fun
Delete#5. What happened??
ReplyDeleteHe clipped the edge of the counter exactly right (wrong)..
DeleteSmacked it into the counter edge.
DeleteThe guy pried the cork out of the bottle then cracked the bottom on the counter resulting in loss of wine. Alcohol abuse at its worst.
DeleteHe went through all the effort of removing the cork only to break the bottom of the bottle on the stone countertop.
DeleteHe hits the edge of the granite(?) countertop, cracking off the bottom of the bottle.
Deletedeliberate break. You see it the second time.
DeleteThat's why I don't like granite countertops. Put a plate down just a little too hard and crack! Plus, they can stain... Solid Surface for me.
DeleteWell, he was trying to get the wine out of the bottle.
Delete#10 Trying to conceal his position by using a makeshift suppressor. Shards of paper flying everywhere gives him away.
DeleteHe should use camo toilet paper
Delete#10 - And BATFE comes visiting this idiot in 3... 2... 1...
ReplyDeleteNeverevereverever film yourself doing something that the BATFE might construe as a workaround existing laws. Ever.
As I recall, OP4 made a serious gunner out of me. it was stuffed with all the lessons learned by other idiots with major weapons and derelict brains.
Delete#3 I love jokes, However, never did care for practical jokers. Ya hear them say a lot, I didn't mean to hurt anyone. Fuck you, yer a perverse mother fucker what needs a good ass kicking.
ReplyDeleteUsed to work at a place that had a gap under the door. Go in to take a dump and if it took to long a bottle rocket would come in under the door. Interesting place to work.
ReplyDeleteWe used to do this to my manager. Everyday at 10am he would go sit for 45 minutes or so. Bottle rockets and blackcats under the door would wake him up.
DeleteJeremy P.
#3 when payback involves emergency med and permanent disability and disfigurement..hey don't be mad bro.. it was just a joke
ReplyDelete#3 , that dude is going to fuck with the WRONG person and get his ass handed to him sooner than later !
ReplyDelete#3 reminds me of a couple of friends in college that shoved an envelope full of black cats and baby powder underneath a dorm room door. Poor bastards were cleaning up baby powder for the rest of the semester.
ReplyDelete#10 seen the whole video, he's demonstrating the force of the gasses coming out of the muzzle break, in an admittedly silly way.
ReplyDelete#7 that is the ONLY way to touch a sloth without getting your ass torn up. They do not mess around with those giant claws.
ReplyDelete#7 - that sloth went to warp factor 9
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