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Friday, February 05, 2021

Your Friday Afternoon Florida Report

ORLANDO, FL – According to officials, a 46-year-old man was arrested in January for allegedly trying to board an airplane in Orlando with a bag that hosted 22 pounds of methamphetamine. 

Yet the suspect in custody claims that it’s a case of mistaken luggage, and that somebody must have switched bags with him while he was having a nap.
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2021 at 3:48 PM

    Yep, the old switcheroo... I HATE when that happens.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2021 at 5:53 PM

    AAAND, two bottles of 5 hour energy. Because you’ll really need that to stay awake

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  3. ElmoFebruary 5, 2021 at 6:26 PM

    The "I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it." defense. Brilliant!

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  4. UnclezipFebruary 5, 2021 at 7:00 PM

    "Hosted". Good Lord.

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