hey man...re #11 no need to wait till yer an old fucker. the secret is Dark Shades, a Blind Stick, and a leisurely stroll thru a mall. the wife swears by its threaputic value. (just remember to keep the big grin off yer face when YOU do it...itll give you away)
#3 And that's why they always lose. Can't remember who originally said it, but not showing up to riots is a tactic that hasn't served the right very well.
#4 Sure I would! We raised and ate Alfred (bull calf), Sally (pig), Henrietta (chicken), Bull Durham (calf), Ribeye (calf), and other pigs, chickens, goats, and calves. If God didn't want us to eat them, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.
#9 - Portland, OR Walmart.
ReplyDeleteWow. there are so many good ones in this post it's hard to pick one to comment on. TY
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#4 If Chloe is already dead we should go ahead and grill her up. Even at that price.
ReplyDeleteDang it! I thought #4 said Scotch filled steaks. Talk about a let down.
ReplyDeletehey man...re #11 no need to wait till yer an old fucker. the secret is Dark Shades, a Blind
ReplyDeleteStick, and a leisurely stroll thru a mall.
the wife swears by its threaputic value.
(just remember to keep the big grin off yer face when YOU do it...itll give you away)
What's a "mall"?
Delete#3. Wait till the bastards start trying to disarm us.
ReplyDelete#3 And that's why they always lose. Can't remember who originally said it, but not showing up to riots is a tactic that hasn't served the right very well.
ReplyDeleteThe wife is already planning out #14!!!
ReplyDeleteWho knew???
#4 Sure I would! We raised and ate Alfred (bull calf), Sally (pig), Henrietta (chicken), Bull Durham (calf), Ribeye (calf), and other pigs, chickens, goats, and calves. If God didn't want us to eat them, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.
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