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Monday, February 08, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

FEBRUARY 1--An ex-con facing a felony narcotics collar insisted to Florida police that the substance he was found in possession of was not heroin, but rather a chocolate laxative, according to an arrest report.

2 comments:

  1. Without reading the article, don't forget the time cops arrested a man with drywall dust thinking it was cocaine. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/06/30/cops-thought-a-handymans-drywall-dust-was-cocaine/amp/

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  2. My client merely found the drugs and was on his way to turn them in when he was arrested.
    From one of the cheech and ching albums
    Iirc

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