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Monday, March 01, 2021

Bubba's about to get a hell of a thrill


 

19 comments:

  1. MENNZ!! There ain’t no good ones anymore! Playing Brokeback Range and too stupid to use a shooting mat or know the right way to light farts.
    Then they limp home, ass broke and half deaf, and whine about wanting sammiches.
    Useless, useless, useless.

    -ThinkingOutLoud

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  2. Louis, Friedrich, and Antwan sight in a new scope at Tennessee’s newest LGBT gun range, the Purple Parrot.

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  3. Okay. That right there is funny.

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  4. Ears blown out and balls turned into mush.

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  5. Bubba is trying to clean that brown stuff off where his “waste water” comes out.
    The other 2 are just tying to warm up the “trump hole” for uncle joe and his Latin ho who are just out of frame to the right. This is a game they play called “tighty whitey”.

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  6. Betcha it haz a nasty gas recoil...

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  7. gay sniper squad

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  8. Bubba burned to death beyond recognition. Two of his friends swore the body was not Bubba's cuz he didn't have two assholes. When the Coroner asked why they thought Bubba had two assholes they replied. Well, every time we went to town folks used to say oh look here comes Bubba with the two assholes.

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  9. Don't that just chap yer ass?

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  10. Which one is "Bubba?" Asking for a friend.

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  11. That just looks gay all the way around.

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  12. What, nobody is going to mention the good trigger discipline? And if I were the man running the gun, I would not allow any male to hump on my leg, while I framed up the shot I guess he might just be waiting for the wind to change, so it blows away from them, to keep from having to smell the burned shit coming from the asshole in front.

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  13. It is not just the sound on eardrums... the blast at muzzle can kill all on its own. If in doubt, check out John Erik Hexum's demise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum
    "He died by an accidental self-inflicted blank cartridge gunshot to the head on the set of Cover Up."

    REMEMBER the 4 safety rules of firearms! https://www.marinesbootcamphq.com/4-weapons-safety-rules-usmc/
    The Marine Corps’ 4 Weapons Safety Rules

    Treat every weapon as if it were loaded.
    Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot.
    Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you’re ready to fire.
    Keep the weapon on “safe” until you intend to fire.


    I will save you the trouble...From wiki... "On October 12, 1984, the cast and crew of Cover Up were filming the seventh episode of the series, "Golden Opportunity," on Stage 17 of the 20th Century Fox lot. One of the scenes filmed that day called for Hexum's character to load bullets into a .44 Magnum handgun, so he was provided with a functional gun and blanks. When the scene did not play as the director wanted it to in the master shot, there was a delay in filming. Hexum became restless and impatient during the delay and began playing around to lighten the mood. He had unloaded all but one (blank) round, spun it, and—simulating Russian roulette—he put the revolver to his right temple and pulled the trigger,[6] apparently unaware of the danger."

    God bless you all. Stay safe. Mind the safety rules, they are rules for a reason.

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  14. Before my eyes were opened, and I realized that the liberals around me really want me to shut up, sit down and die...I would have expressed sorrow for this accident, and condolences for the family. Now...one less Hollywood idiot is not a bad thing. They make money glorifying bad gun handling and violence, then use their money and influence to support legislation against normal, safe gun owners. No great loss.

    -ThinkingOutLoud

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  15. Some one ought to tell the shooter that, they do make a thing called a bipod for such an occasion. I hope that idiot with his ass in the air is wearing hearing protection.

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    1. [rocketride]

      Couldn't afford a bipod. Had to settle for a homopod.

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  16. Want to bet on how high the recoil might lift those crossed feet?

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