I was in a local shop few years ago. Strolling around was a Millennial pajama boy carrying what I thought was an infant wrapped in a blanket. He was all beaming like a new first time father. I got closer and saw it was a friggin' baby porker. I said loud enough for some fellow shoppers to hear: "See ya got your portable Muslim repellant machine with ya, Sonny". The nitwit smiled like he didn't know what the hell I meant.
I was in a local shop few years ago. Strolling around was a Millennial pajama boy carrying what I thought was an infant wrapped in a blanket. He was all beaming like a new first time father. I got closer and saw it was a friggin' baby porker. I said loud enough for some fellow shoppers to hear: "See ya got your portable Muslim repellant machine with ya, Sonny". The nitwit smiled like he didn't know what the hell I meant.
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