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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Here's your Bloomin' Onion


 

16 comments:

  1. Dammit now I got a craving for outback steakhouse! About the only good thing there though.

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  2. That's a thing of beauty
    JD

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  3. That dude is waaaay to slow. I made those fucking things at Chilis in the early 90s when they were advertising the shit out of them. Friday and Saturday nights we'd have at least one in the fryer from the start until the end of dinner rush. If you couldn't get one cut and into the fryer within 30 seconds, your station was going to be seriously back logged all night.

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  4. Dang. I thought they were indigenous native fare and made on-site by 100-year-old Aboriginals. Well. Tan me hide when I'm dead. Fred.

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    1. It is..."Tan me hide when I'm died Clyde"
      There FIFY

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    2. Puhlease!!!
      Take it from an Aussie, that's NOT how it goes.

      "Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred. Tan me hide when I'm dead."

      "So, we tanned his hide when he died Clyde, and that's it hangin' on the shed!"

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  5. Here in the heart of Vidalia onion country. They should be going to market in the next few weeks. Now I'm jonesing for one.

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  6. Can we do the same thing to bloomin idiots?

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  7. Can you imagine inhaling hydrogenated soy-oil fumes?

    Good grief.
    Where is O.S.H.A.!

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  8. every one I had was waaaay too greasy.

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    1. Seriously. I can feel my bowels loosening just looking at it.

      I can honestly say I've deeply regretted eating that every time.

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  9. Not from the South huh Markshere2.

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  10. I had a whole garlic like that once. I had gas so bad that night I kept waking up wondering why the drapes were moving!

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  11. Ok. What's the big deal? That's how they're made. Pretty much how I make them at home. In a deep fryer, not a fryer trough however.

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  12. Lord, say goodbye to your senior years eating that shit.

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