that is one ugly woman, I mean man, I mean... awe fuck it. No, I meant,,, argh... god damned it these freaks are pain in the ass... awe shit, I meant ... god damn it !!
#12: That would be Kim, who is inordinately worried about the imminent and catastrophic cessation of my car warranty. Judging by the area codes, she is one of the most traveled women on the continent.
#7 for the win
ReplyDelete17) My MAGA hat from 2016 has a label that says "Fabriqué en Chine" which is "Made in China" in French. WTF?
ReplyDeleteSure it wasn't Hebrew?
DeleteOh, yeah, it would have been made in Germany if it said was...
Good collection today, wirecutter.
ReplyDelete#8: I was at a client's house just before Christmas doing some computer shit, and the lady of the house excused herself to wrap presents.
So, naturally, I thought it was appropriate have Alexa switch from Christmas carols to Wrap Music. I'm considerate that way.
The lady was not amused.
She deserved it just for having an Alexa in her home. Good on ya.
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I thought #15 was unduly cruel to Michelle Obama.
ReplyDeleteNo, it was spot on.
DeleteIt's unduly cruel to us for not having a warning before we saw thar. Something like beware wookee ahead
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that is one ugly woman, I mean man, I mean... awe fuck it. No, I meant,,, argh... god damned it these freaks are pain in the ass... awe shit, I meant ... god damn it !!
DeleteDoes Bill really know Michelle is really Michael? And he was the "man" in the relationship with obama?
DeleteThirty round mags ain’t about hunting.
ReplyDeleteSo got some great ones again, Wirecutter. 20's a hoot. #15 & 10 honorable mention.
ReplyDelete#12: That would be Kim, who is inordinately worried about the imminent and catastrophic cessation of my car warranty. Judging by the area codes, she is one of the most traveled women on the continent.
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