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#20: When you get pregnant by a gay Mexican.
Looks like a Navaho blanket. A Mexican one would have grass clippings and taco bell.
Or an agave worm with a boner
#20 for the win! Looks pretty inclusive.
har. stealing most to pass along to my gang of degenerates...
#2: she isn't old enough yet to worry about old age.
#13 - when I'm in Harbor Freight or perhaps an auto parts store and get asked "do you want a bag?" my pithy retort is something like "No thanks ... I have an ex-wife" - usually gets a laugh or two
I tell them sure, I'll be able to lose everything at once...
in NY it would be a 30 rack
I thought #20's tag line would be .... by an LGBTQ adherent....
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#20: When you get pregnant by a gay Mexican.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a Navaho blanket. A Mexican one would have grass clippings and taco bell.
DeleteOr an agave worm with a boner
Delete#20 for the win! Looks pretty inclusive.
ReplyDeletehar. stealing most to pass along to my gang of degenerates...
ReplyDelete#2: she isn't old enough yet to worry about old age.
ReplyDelete#13 - when I'm in Harbor Freight or perhaps an auto parts store and get asked "do you want a bag?" my pithy retort is something like "No thanks ... I have an ex-wife"
ReplyDelete- usually gets a laugh or two
I tell them sure, I'll be able to lose everything at once...
Deletein NY it would be a 30 rack
ReplyDeleteI thought #20's tag line would be .... by an LGBTQ adherent....
ReplyDelete