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Thursday, March 18, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

I got two more 30 day suspensions in the same day earlier this week - while I was already under a 30 day suspension, which means I'm currently under three different suspensions at the same time just like last November. What's funny is, both posts that got me suspended were from last year.

Here they are:



Apparently they're trying out a new algorithm on me.

Anyways, here's today's batch:

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30 comments:

  1. Three at once. Is that a personal best?
    BTW, congratulations! We're all very proud of you.

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  2. Four as of this morning. They got me again for another Dahmer meme from August of 2019.

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    1. What's the world record, Kenny?

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    2. No clue. I'm the high man on the totem pole with my group of friends.

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  3. Three at once! We all knew you could do it. #20 for the win today.

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  4. I've got to say, not a clinker in today's bunch. I do give the nod to #'s 13 & 14 though

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  5. Figured that's what happened to you. I got dinged for telling a 500lb land whale lesbian inside a humor group "good luck with that, fatso" after she told me she's steal my wife, LOL.

    Ray

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  6. I got thirty days for a Jeffery Dahmer Thanksgiving Joke. Last year. Figured I was snitched on.

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  7. They just suspended me for a graphic showing the yo-yos in the Capitol and text saying "We spend $750 billion annually on "defense" and the center of American government fell in two hours to the duck dynasty and the guy in the chewbacca bikini". It sounded like harmless commentary to me.

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  8. #17 is a bit too close to home. Early sixties and the plumbing is starting to show definite signs of wear. Have to stand for a minute in order to get rid of those last few drops. At what point do you run out of patience and stop caring?

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    1. Take Saw Palmetto, it works wonders.

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    2. When you have a big hose it's hard to drain, LOL!!!

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  9. #10: What The Actual Fuck is THAT? /R. Lee Ermy voice.

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    1. Shush! Shits from another planet ya dont want to F up the science!

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  10. How dangerous is Jeffrey Dahmer these days? Dude's been dead for quite a while now. If he kills someone again, the murder would be the least concerning aspect of the story.

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    1. It's not a blown out big ass like what's popular today. I think it's pretty nice ass myself.

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    2. "White PPL" should be the only clue you need.

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    3. Agree. Much nicer than this 'bus from the back looking like asses'

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  12. "Apparently they're trying out a new algorithm on me."
    Well that's pretty easy:
    Has Kenny posted something?
    If yes, 30 day ban for the f@cker 😊

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  13. I got jailed for the 5 guys meme too. They tacked on some 90 penalties too

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  14. I got 30 days for the Jeffery Dahmer/Five Guys meme today too. I posted it in December...

    Bastards.

    Jeremy P.

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  15. You sure are gettin to be a nettle in their britches aintcha?

    Chutes Magoo

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  16. I sent you a few on Facebook messager that I got in trouble for. Enjoy

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  17. It's a bit embarrassing to admit how long I looked at 6 waiting for it to load....

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