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Tuesday, March 23, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. BillDaveMarch 23, 2021 at 2:26 PM

    Always good! I will be using the term Prenut Butter in the near future.

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  2. Just JohnMarch 23, 2021 at 2:40 PM

    #1----Thats what she said.

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  3. PhilMarch 23, 2021 at 3:28 PM

    Laughed out loud at the credit score .

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  4. MoFo.March 23, 2021 at 3:53 PM

    #20. #20...

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  5. JudyMarch 23, 2021 at 4:35 PM

    #18 - would be even better if it was a mortician's phone.

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    1. GregMarch 23, 2021 at 7:03 PM

      An engineer working on one of our analyzers went on break and left his phone inside the instrument. It went off and his ringtone was "Don't Fear the Reaper."

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  6. AnonymousMarch 23, 2021 at 4:52 PM

    Excellent. OG

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  7. UnclezipMarch 23, 2021 at 5:00 PM

    I said Fuck Yeti when they jumped on the woke wagon.

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  8. AnonymousMarch 23, 2021 at 6:06 PM

    Ok, give me the dunce cap. What is #15? Jessica Simpson doing something for soldiers?

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  9. AnonymousMarch 23, 2021 at 6:55 PM

    # 18 A few years ago I had to take my Mom the the Vet to have her dog put to sleep, I walked out to go get the car and this song was playing on the radio they had. I had to really take my time to wait until this song ended. As anyone who ever had to do this you know what a sad time it can be.

    Steve L.

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  10. LargeMargeMarch 24, 2021 at 5:24 PM

    Number Sixteen:

    Sixteen.
    Yes, indeedy.
    That number brings back fond memories...

    [the following is a true fact]
    After completing their tests, eHarmony rejected me.
    Said I was among the 16% of humanity incapable of any relationship with anybody anyplace at any level ever.

    I was heart-broken.
    Devastated.
    Years of therapy.
    [OK, maybe not that last part]

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    1. AnonymousMarch 25, 2021 at 2:51 AM

      Fuck that EHarmony! I got all the pussy I could handle from Plenty of Fish and all they asked for was a name. And I gave them yours.

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