#19 for sure. I swear my wife can eat louder than anyone I've ever known. I'll be surprised if she doesn't eventually figure out how to slurp dry crackers.
One evening my wife forgot her phone at our new house. She mentioned it the next morning. As we were driving out, I had my phone down by the door and repeatedly called her phone, waited a few seconds, then hung up. She had almost seventy missed calls when she located it.
A story about hillary came out a few years ago: she was bemoaning that she only got laid twice a year because bill had very little interest after being with all those other women. That would be one woman to never ask about female orgasm.
#19 for sure. I swear my wife can eat louder than anyone I've ever known. I'll be surprised if she doesn't eventually figure out how to slurp dry crackers.
ReplyDeleteDid you have a court order to log my calls? Shhesh!
ReplyDeleteNumber One:
ReplyDeleteEjaculation is vastly different from orgasm.
A gentleman can have dozens/hundreds of orgasms without ejaculating.
And a proper lady can have a 1000 orgasms without actually having one.
DeleteOne evening my wife forgot her phone at our new house.
ReplyDeleteShe mentioned it the next morning. As we were driving out, I had my phone down by the door and repeatedly called her phone, waited a few seconds, then hung up. She had almost seventy missed calls when she located it.
A story about hillary came out a few years ago: she was bemoaning that she only got laid twice a year because bill had very little interest after being with all those other women. That would be one woman to never ask about female orgasm.
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