Oh I remember hitting road signs with empty beer bottles. And if you open the rear window slider the wind come IN the truck. Now cracking the moon roof just wide enough for the beer can and it will get sucked out. I wanted to put a PVC pipe under my truck so I could drop a can in and away it would go to the side of the road. Then the can pickers would be able to find them easy.
And the ice chest sat on the floor of the front passenger seat. Unless there was a passenger and then it went on top of the hump.
When I was 10 my little league baseball coach took us to Amelia Island from jacksonville, fl for a team camping trip. There were 6 players and the coach in his old pickup truck. The cooler was between my feet on the floor. I handed him at least 5 tall boys for the 90 minute trip. All us boys were raising hell, giggling, laughing, arguing. Not a peep, from coach. Was a great drive!!!
#16 - Was a senior in high school. My mother signed the note her given name instead of Mrs...Dad's initials...last name. I was accused of forging her signature. I had to explain I was smart enough that if I was going to forge her signature it would be her usual and customary signature not her given name. I then finished with please call her and verify, knowing full well, they did not want the ass-chewing she was going to give them.
#13 - What a brilliant idea we could empty Congress, the White House and plenty of local and state officials, too. Come to think of it, there are a couple of Supreme Court Justices that need that Come-To-Jesus moment as well.
My brother had me sign his school excuses. They had my signature on file for my father's. Worked great until my sister had my father actually sign something.
#20 The difference between a redneck and a good ole boy. A good ole boy will drink his beer and throw the empty into his truck bed. The redneck will litter. The good ole boy will be the one caught DUI because of the empties in the bed of his truck.
There is no such a thing as littering with aluminum beer cans. There are armies of people who will pick up every can. Today, because of stupid DUI laws these poor people are starving or probably already dead. Their market shrank with no beer cans being tossed out and they either had to find some other way to buy beans and bread or shrivel-up and die.
I remember my dad sending me back in the house to grab him a couple beers for the ride we were taking.
ReplyDeleteI live near logging roads. Still a favorite past-time. That is what the sliding rear window is for isn't it?
DeleteNo, that's so you can reach back into the ice chest for another one.
DeleteMy Dad handed me the empty bottles and would steer a little closer to the shoulder so I could hit road signs with them.
DeleteOh I remember hitting road signs with empty beer bottles. And if you open the rear window slider the wind come IN the truck. Now cracking the moon roof just wide enough for the beer can and it will get sucked out. I wanted to put a PVC pipe under my truck so I could drop a can in and away it would go to the side of the road. Then the can pickers would be able to find them easy.
DeleteAnd the ice chest sat on the floor of the front passenger seat. Unless there was a passenger and then it went on top of the hump.
My dad told me that if you can’t hit the ditch with the bottle, it is time to switch to cans.
DeleteWhen I was 10 my little league baseball coach took us to Amelia Island from jacksonville, fl for a team camping trip. There were 6 players and the coach in his old pickup truck. The cooler was between my feet on the floor. I handed him at least 5 tall boys for the 90 minute trip. All us boys were raising hell, giggling, laughing, arguing. Not a peep, from coach. Was a great drive!!!
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ReplyDeleteand patchouli oil and incense, neither of which can mask the smell of B.O.
That asshole dog Jack doesn't need to watch commercials to know how good he's got it.
ReplyDelete#10 Not only does life smoke afterwards, it sends me a bill too.
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Won't even call me or send fucking flowers.
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#16 - Was a senior in high school. My mother signed the note her given name instead of Mrs...Dad's initials...last name. I was accused of forging her signature. I had to explain I was smart enough that if I was going to forge her signature it would be her usual and customary signature not her given name. I then finished with please call her and verify, knowing full well, they did not want the ass-chewing she was going to give them.
ReplyDelete#13 - What a brilliant idea we could empty Congress, the White House and plenty of local and state officials, too. Come to think of it, there are a couple of Supreme Court Justices that need that Come-To-Jesus moment as well.
Judy, they'd find the volcano unpleasantly cold compared to where they are taking us.
DeleteMy brother had me sign his school excuses. They had my signature on file for my father's. Worked great until my sister had my father actually sign something.
ReplyDelete#20 What the hell else are you gonna do with em?
ReplyDelete#19: Looks more like the kid met Keith Richards last night.
ReplyDeleteor maybe Steven Tyler...
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# 13 And just to be sure throw two in, you know just like the double mask thingy! Nah fuck it throw the whole fucking lot in and be really safe.
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#20 The difference between a redneck and a good ole boy. A good ole boy will drink his beer and throw the empty into his truck bed. The redneck will litter. The good ole boy will be the one caught DUI because of the empties in the bed of his truck.
ReplyDeleteThere is no such a thing as littering with aluminum beer cans. There are armies of people who will pick up every can. Today, because of stupid DUI laws these poor people are starving or probably already dead. Their market shrank with no beer cans being tossed out and they either had to find some other way to buy beans and bread or shrivel-up and die.
Delete1,000 years from now when archeologists dig up bodies I guarantee you they will not be wondering what sex the skeleton identified with!
ReplyDelete#13 stile and posted with your adds included.
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14 and the same look as that igno second when you realized you just locked your keys in your car.
ReplyDeleteWhat's more nonsensical? Coke's antí-white policy or the fact whites will keep buying it to pay for their own genocide?
ReplyDelete#13 - Maybe it’s time for a ‘re-imagined’ remake of “Joe and the Volcano”? ;-)
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