If only the ostrich wasbthe mascot of the democrat party and the republican elephant actually had the balls to fight. Nevertheless, it is a fight that we will all witness.
If you're fighting for your life block the kick with both forearms, and side kick the other knee hard with your heel driving six inches beyond it. They'll need surgery before they can walk again. If you're feeling charitable, block the kick, grab the foot and push them to the ground.
The attacker's destruction of the genital area initiates a blood-pressure crash called 'thoracic hypovelemic shock'. During THS, the victim's entire body slows/freezes because organs and muscles cannot eliminate their wastes. Neither gender/gender-free, age, or amounts of alcohol or other drugs are a factorable defense. Back in the day, the sports coaches ordering you to "Walk it off" were past 'prescribing without' -- aka 'malpractice' -- they were retarding the victim's recuperation. Unfortunately for the attacker, the victim may be aware and ambulatory for a second or two. And THS can be fatal... especially coupled with a 'one-two' destruction of the victim's solar plexus to initiate an often fatal cramp/freeze, and terminating the victim's ability to breathe.
If I was me, seeing my victim precariously balanced on one leg, I would attack her exposed knee. I would destroy her mobility while putting a tarnish to her confidence. I would destroy her knee, then boot her neck assertively to crush a) either carrotoid or jugular, or b) her throat. . . PS: In my first paragraph (above), were you attacking your victim?
Yeah, with all due respect, maybe to all of that. When my son was 5-6 ish he and Mom participated in Taekwondo for a couple years. I would go watch during the competitions and belt promotions and there was this one woman in the sessions that was built like this girl, only a full grown woman, and everyone in the dam place knew what she was going to do and she would still kick people in the head. With power. This girl is putting on a demonstration, the woman I saw might only need one quick kick to knock you out.
Think #6 is going to be in for shock if she ever has to use that IRL against a man, even one that is only as big as her. Unless he's in a wheelchair, it's not going to end well for her.
Gasoline works just dandy, if you let it soak(vaporize) a bit before detonation. A nifty demo of the speed of detonation.
If you have a ditch running downhill, dump the gas in the ditch up top, and wait for the heavier than air vapor to get to your small fire(light the fire first; ask my buddy, Baldy, why) at the bottom. YMMV.
#5 WTF?
ReplyDeletejust having a laugh stepping over and invisible barrier to see if she will do the same.
DeleteProving most people are sheep.
Delete#10:
ReplyDeleteStep 1: Fuck around.
Step 2: Find out.
If only the ostrich wasbthe mascot of the democrat party and the republican elephant actually had the balls to fight. Nevertheless, it is a fight that we will all witness.
Delete#10 peck my nose will ya. Wonder how it ended.
ReplyDelete#7, :-) yep, it's a cat.
ReplyDelete#7, :-) yep, it's a cat.
ReplyDelete#10: "Still wanna play, motherfucker?"
ReplyDelete# 10. Fucked around and found out.
ReplyDelete#1. Must be New Zealand. Who said romance is dead?
ReplyDeleteOr could be Wales.
#4 Been to one a those coke a cola be more black classes?
ReplyDeleteWe need Rayvet to tell us what is up with the pup!!! grayman
Delete#4 ? Medical condition, or after-effect of anesthesia?
ReplyDelete#6: Nice foot work.
ReplyDelete#6 - The counter to that high kick? Yep, you guessed it, punch her as hard as you can in the pussy when you see her setting it up.
ReplyDeleteSame with any kick. Attack the kick, take out the thigh or hip or genitals. It isn't nice, but, well, it gets the win.
If you're fighting for your life block the kick with both forearms, and side kick the other knee hard with your heel driving six inches beyond it. They'll need surgery before they can walk again. If you're feeling charitable, block the kick, grab the foot and push them to the ground.
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The attacker's destruction of the genital area initiates a blood-pressure crash called 'thoracic hypovelemic shock'.
DeleteDuring THS, the victim's entire body slows/freezes because organs and muscles cannot eliminate their wastes.
Neither gender/gender-free, age, or amounts of alcohol or other drugs are a factorable defense.
Back in the day, the sports coaches ordering you to "Walk it off" were past 'prescribing without' -- aka 'malpractice' -- they were retarding the victim's recuperation.
Unfortunately for the attacker, the victim may be aware and ambulatory for a second or two.
And THS can be fatal... especially coupled with a 'one-two' destruction of the victim's solar plexus to initiate an often fatal cramp/freeze, and terminating the victim's ability to breathe.
If I was me, seeing my victim precariously balanced on one leg, I would attack her exposed knee.
I would destroy her mobility while putting a tarnish to her confidence.
I would destroy her knee, then boot her neck assertively to crush a) either carrotoid or jugular, or b) her throat.
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PS:
In my first paragraph (above), were you attacking your victim?
Yeah, with all due respect, maybe to all of that. When my son was 5-6 ish he and Mom participated in Taekwondo for a couple years. I would go watch during the competitions and belt promotions and there was this one woman in the sessions that was built like this girl, only a full grown woman, and everyone in the dam place knew what she was going to do and she would still kick people in the head. With power. This girl is putting on a demonstration, the woman I saw might only need one quick kick to knock you out.
Delete#9, How he do dat???
ReplyDelete4 I want to dance like that
ReplyDeleteI had Long Time by Led Zeppelin playing when I looked at this. Music was perfectly in time with #4 and hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThink #6 is going to be in for shock if she ever has to use that IRL against a man, even one that is only as big as her. Unless he's in a wheelchair, it's not going to end well for her.
ReplyDelete#9 I'd like to know how of dude's eyebrows are left after leaning down real close and blowing on it like that. I bet that shit hurt him.
ReplyDelete#9 Any idea what accelerant or method was used ?
ReplyDeleteGasoline
DeleteGasoline works just dandy, if you let it soak(vaporize) a bit before detonation. A nifty demo of the speed of detonation.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a ditch running downhill, dump the gas in the ditch up top, and wait for the heavier than air vapor to get to your small fire(light the fire first; ask my buddy, Baldy, why) at the bottom. YMMV.
What if I have a ditch running uphill?
DeleteShould I get a different ditch?