#2, #4: if it occurs to you that you might end up like Christopher Reeves, quit at that moment. It will always be running through your head, and will distract you at a critical moment, and you will end up like Christopher Reeves.
Ha! I didn't expect so many in the same camp over good tight fencing. I would shoot the mofo too. We dig out fencepost holes by hand here, too steep for tractors and diggers. at what age does a kid on a bike become an asshole on a bike?
I had to take drastic measures with a puppy I had years ago. He started chasing cars out into the road, couldn't scold him out of it. I grabbed him by the tail and scruff of his neck and flung him into the side of a parked car. Just enough to hurt a little, I felt like an asshole about it, but it worked.
What crawled out of that stripers mouth in 5?
ReplyDeleteEither a mouse or a real quick frog, I'm not sure.
DeleteSea bug, think underwater roach, use to see them sometimes when I was a commercial fisherman.
DeleteStripers eat everything, I've caught many using eels as bait. The trick to putting a hook thru an eels head is to put the eels on ice 1st.
DeleteLooks like a Hybrid Stripper, broken stripes, fresh water. Then pukes a alien demon on your arm.
DeleteNasty parasitic isopod.
DeleteMy cousin lived aith a hybrid stripper once--part White, part Indian (feather, not dot).
Delete--Tennessee Budd
No 2 shows Scottish cyclist Danny MacAskill, well worth watching his videos on Youtube. Beautiful scenery and some amazing tricks.
ReplyDelete2. My old man was proud of his tight fences and would have beat my ass for doing shit like that.
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My first thought was I'd shoot anybody doing that to my fences.
DeleteOr sneak out there and raise the barbed-wire about a foot.
Delete#2, #4: if it occurs to you that you might end up like Christopher Reeves, quit at that moment. It will always be running through your head, and will distract you at a critical moment, and you will end up like Christopher Reeves.
DeleteHa! I didn't expect so many in the same camp over good tight fencing. I would shoot the mofo too. We dig out fencepost holes by hand here, too steep for tractors and diggers. at what age does a kid on a bike become an asshole on a bike?
DeleteAs soon as he does that to his first fence.
Deletehttps://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/watch-daredevil-biker-danny-macaskill-unveils-dramatic-new-video-filmed-skye-mountain-slabs-3115573
ReplyDeleteNot sure if #3 bis brilliant or cruelty via terror to the dogs. :P
ReplyDeleteI would normally use the cat to make the point, but this works.
DeleteI’m not either but I think I’m gonna try it.
DeleteI had to take drastic measures with a puppy I had years ago. He started chasing cars out into the road, couldn't scold him out of it. I grabbed him by the tail and scruff of his neck and flung him into the side of a parked car. Just enough to hurt a little, I felt like an asshole about it, but it worked.
DeleteI saw something like #10 years ago, except the truck wasn't going very fast and ended up in the hole.
ReplyDelete1 sharing is caring even if your in wuhan.
ReplyDelete4 probably Travis Pastrana and the nitro circus, good stuff
Ospreys are awesome.
ReplyDeleteA longer version of #9-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZaC8OXBMSc
Awesome 'till they hit the water a foot off your gunnel. I've come close to pissing myself more than once.
DeleteThat's what you get for getting between them and their babies' lunches, you ol' curmudgeon.
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