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Friday, March 26, 2021

What is it with Floridians biting people?

DORAL, Fla. – A Miami woman is facing multiple charges after she was accused of attacking a bathroom attendant and bouncer at CityPlace Doral, and biting two police officers. 

Claudia Cardoso, 20, was arrested Sunday on charges of battery on a police officer, resisting an officer with violence, aggravated battery and battery.

6 comments:

  1. They drink too much Gatorade.

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  2. synthetic mary jane, called bath salts, often gives users the urge to bite as well as the urge o get naked due to rise in body temp.

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    1. That's not what bathsalts are.

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  3. Mandibular articulation is a traditional defense/aggression survival mechanism used by many jungle creatures.

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  4. First stage of the coming Zombie Apocalypse?
    Or just failed 'don't bite your playmates' in kindergarten?

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  5. We're a lot like the wild life down here...we either want to be scratched behind the ear and told we're a good boy, or we want to bite the shit out of you.

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