MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit.
Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
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I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle :)
ReplyDeleteworking his way up to cucumbers
ReplyDeleteAaaand jerkin' the gherkin takes on a whole, new, nasty meaning.
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OY! I hope it was a Kosher Dill-Do.
ReplyDelete"Detiege, whose address is listed as the Flying Cloud Mobile Home Park in Tampa . . ."
ReplyDeleteNot a complete explanation, but it helps contextualize things.
Another Biden voter.....
ReplyDeleteGoing for a little self love’n pickle tickle
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