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Friday, March 19, 2021

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

MARCH 15--A pantless Florida Man was arrested yesterday after police spotted him pleasuring himself with a pickle while on a private premise, according to an arrest affidavit. 

Responding to a suspicious person call around 4 PM, a cop saw Eric Detiege, 47, lying on his back in front of a townhouse in Oldsmar, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 19, 2021 at 5:18 AM

    I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle :)

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  2. E M JohnsonMarch 19, 2021 at 6:32 AM

    working his way up to cucumbers

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  3. AnonymousMarch 19, 2021 at 7:18 AM

    Aaaand jerkin' the gherkin takes on a whole, new, nasty meaning.
    CC

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  4. bogsidebunnyMarch 19, 2021 at 7:33 AM

    OY! I hope it was a Kosher Dill-Do.

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  5. BrandtbMarch 19, 2021 at 7:40 AM

    "Detiege, whose address is listed as the Flying Cloud Mobile Home Park in Tampa . . ."

    Not a complete explanation, but it helps contextualize things.

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  6. nonncomMarch 19, 2021 at 8:33 AM

    Another Biden voter.....

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  7. AnonymousMarch 19, 2021 at 9:19 AM

    Going for a little self love’n pickle tickle

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