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Tuesday, April 06, 2021

AAAUGH!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! GO BUY MORE TOILET PAPER!!!

The highly contagious variant that first emerged in the United Kingdom has now spread to all 50 states — as experts warn that there are not enough vaccines on hand to prevent it from causing another surge in cases. 

More than 15,000 cases have already been detected across the US of the B117 variant, which is believed to be more transmissible and deadlier than previous versions, CNN reported. 
-Steve

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    1. Yep. More boring fear porn.
      The original had a 99%+ survival rate but this one could be BAD. Like only 98.9% survival.

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  2. If more testing was done to identify stupidity I am sure there would be an significant uptick of stupid on an global scale! Should that stupid be taxed, all debt disappears in short order.

    Chutes Magoo

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  3. According to cnn. I'll take it as a lie.

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  4. The panic has already started. The price of an ounce of Catsup is approaching Gold.

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  5. I agree Cathypop. I also want to know how they test for the new covid because the original test was suspect from the beginning.
    Joe

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  6. You know if they were really freaked out about all the different variants, don't you think they would shut down ALL international travel and CLOSE ALL the borders till all Americans that want the vaccine gets immunity? Oh wait, that would actually make sense. Nevermind.

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    1. The vaxx in America does not immune anyone.

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  7. Oh My GAWD NO!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh wait, we're talking about a cold virus. Nevermind.

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  8. Bull-Fucking-Shit! real convenient now ain't it

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  9. More fear porn to keep the sheep inline!!! grayman

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  10. Bullshit. They can suck my deadly ass.

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  11. Those people at the NY Post are some pessimistic sonsabitches, aren't they?

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  12. Meanwhile those damn stimulus checks have caused an ammo shortage of epic proportions and a 4 month waiting time on machine work for rebuilding that hotrod engine.

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  13. If they were dealing with actual FACTS, info wouldn't always be cloaked in weasel-words like "believed to be" perceived to be" "may be" could be" "it is FEARED that..." and so on.
    Either they know or they don't, and either they are telling the truth or not.
    That's why I live my life as I wish, and tolerate no interference from "authority".
    Authority has shown itself to be completely incompetent, whether purposely so or out of ineptitude; doesn't really matter, does it?

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